You all do realize that every single redneck joke that your making is about a state that you damn near border? And the same jokes are made about your state by people on the coasts?
It's funny how you Kansans think its some sort of joke to have one of the largest corporations in the world headquartered in one's state, but then again you all would have any experience with that would you?
Our state is so beautiful its got diamonds coming out of the ground, your state is...flat.