The year is [spoiler] next year [/spoiler] and the world has been eradicated into a post-apocalypse wasteland. You are one of the remaining few hundred thousand survivors and must work extremely hard and traverse tremendous difficulties to remain one. You must first choose a weapon, you may only pick one, and you must keep that weapon as your only weapon for the rest of your life. Which do you choose:
a.) A Surge Protector - Capable of protecting against surges
b.) An Antique Greek Vase - Capable of breaking really easily
c.) A Gift Card to Ross Stores - Capable of huge savings on top of already huge savings
d.) A Blue Sweatshirt with the Word "Sweatshirt" on it - Capable of clarification
e.) A Quesadilla Maker - Capable of making slightly above average quesadillas
f.) A Copy of Hassel Adkins' Greatest CD "Out to Hunch" - Capable of clever puns
g.) A Set of 4 Spader-Man Action Figures - Capable of imagination and value
h.) A Stylish Vent Grate - Capable of a classic feel to your home
i.) A knockoff BluRay Player - Capable of showing you the zits on hayden panettiere's face
j.) Some wood from a 13th century outhouse - Capable of being wood
Again, you may only choose one. Make a pros and cons list if you are having trouble!