Welcome BYU!

[OK_Cat]

i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear.  seems like you're hiding something already, friend.   

Wow - I usually like a guy to buy me a dinner and a martinelli's, or at least a cold caffeine-free Coke before I go prancing about in naught but my special undies.  You folks DO take this premarital sex stuff seriously, don't you!
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ok, i'm sold.  welcome.

[doom]

i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear.  seems like you're hiding something already, friend.   

Wow - I usually like a guy to buy me a dinner and a martinelli's, or at least a cold caffeine-free Coke before I go prancing about in naught but my special undies.  You folks DO take this premarital sex stuff seriously, don't you!
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We are almost as stout at premarital sex as we are at crop judging/equestrian.  

[nikuman]

Folks, I'm sorry for that second post. I was getting so excited at the prospect of another-er- romantic entanglement I went a bit too soon. Happens to the best of us. I'll be back to clean up the mess after consulting with my ecclesiastical leader.

[steve dave]

Folks, I'm sorry for that second post. I was getting so excited at the prospect of another-er- romantic entanglement I went a bit too soon. Happens to the best of us. I'll be back to clean up the mess after consulting with my ecclesiastical leader.

f^ck you nikuman, go get us some easily offended BYU fans to mess with  

[michigancat]

niku, when did you start tithing?

[nikuman]

Folks, I'm sorry for that second post. I was getting so excited at the prospect of another-er- romantic entanglement I went a bit too soon. Happens to the best of us. I'll be back to clean up the mess after consulting with my ecclesiastical leader.

f^ck you nikuman, go get us some easily offended BYU fans to mess with 

Happy to oblige (not the f^cking part; that has to wait until after marriage and I think we'd have to go to California or Iowa maybe). I suggest a visit to the aforementioned cougarboard.com and a contest to see who can last longest without getting banned. I was a long-time denizen of that particular spot (it is the ass end of the interwebs, so my apologies) until it became obvious that humor and self-awareness was not exactly their cup of tea.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Wow, nikuman is just owning everyone in this thread.

[steve dave]

Wow, nikuman is just owning everyone in this thread.

yes

[nikuman]

niku, when did you start tithing?

Right after puberty. There's this special bar mitzvah type deal where we cut off our vestigial tails and file down our horn nubs. It's a payment for services rendered. After that they school you on proper ways to use accounting to make yourself feel like you pay more than your neighbor, but only for the advanced acolytes.

[8manpick]

On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome!  I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:

1.  We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!

2.  I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.

3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.

So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jelloglass of Kool-Aid if you're in the neighborhood.

i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear.  seems like you're hiding something already, friend.   

  Smells like dirty laundry, where is The Laundromat when we need him.  Anywhoo, fyp brah

[CNS]

niku, when did you start tithing?

Right after puberty. There's this special bar mitzvah type deal where we cut off our vestigial tails and file down our horn nubs. It's a payment for services rendered. After that they school you on proper ways to use accounting to make yourself feel like you pay more than your neighbor, but only for the advanced acolytes.

Fantastic. 

Welcome

[michigancat]

niku, when did you start tithing?

Right after puberty. There's this special bar mitzvah type deal where we cut off our vestigial tails and file down our horn nubs. It's a payment for services rendered. After that they school you on proper ways to use accounting to make yourself feel like you pay more than your neighbor, but only for the advanced acolytes.

thanks for the insight niku

[DQ12]

Wow, welcome Niku.  Very impressed.

[EMAWmeister]

Niku, I'm a little  .  Can LDS Mormons use profanity? See the usage of "ass" above.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Niku, I'm a little  .  Can LDS Mormons use profanity? See the usage of "ass" above.

Maybe he was comparing cougar board to a donkey.

[sizzle]

While I am only a level-3 Mormon, not the level-7 one Nikuman is, I wanted to pop by and add my comments.

1) Since Nik failed to address the special underwear comment, I will do so. Steve Young said it best when his 49ers teammates asked him where they could get a pair, he let them know they were too expensive. Sage, that Steve Young.

2) Pickle Juice, not Green Jello, is actually the substance that gives us our powers.

3) The biggest difference between us-all and you-all in terms of caffiene is temperature at which we partake. You-all may like yours in terms of coffee and tea, but as Mormons, Diet Coke is our staple in preparation for the apocolypse.

4) Warren Jeffs creeps the hell out of us too.

5) Don't let Nik fool you. He still has horns.

[MadCat]

I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature.  Does that make me the missing link?

[yat]

While I am only a level-3 Mormon, not the level-7 one Nikuman is, I wanted to pop by and add my comments.

1) Since Nik failed to address the special underwear comment, I will do so. Steve Young said it best when his 49ers teammates asked him where they could get a pair, he let them know they were too expensive. Sage, that Steve Young.

2) Pickle Juice, not Green Jello, is actually the substance that gives us our powers.

3) The biggest difference between us-all and you-all in terms of caffiene is temperature at which we partake. You-all may like yours in terms of coffee and tea, but as Mormons, Diet Coke is our staple in preparation for the apocolypse.

4) Warren Jeffs creeps the hell out of us too.

5) Don't let Nik fool you. He still has horns.

You're not good at it

[doom]

While I am only a level-3 Mormon, not the level-7 one Nikuman is, I wanted to pop by and add my comments.

1) Since Nik failed to address the special underwear comment, I will do so. Steve Young said it best when his 49ers teammates asked him where they could get a pair, he let them know they were too expensive. Sage, that Steve Young.

2) Pickle Juice, not Green Jello, is actually the substance that gives us our powers.

3) The biggest difference between us-all and you-all in terms of caffiene is temperature at which we partake. You-all may like yours in terms of coffee and tea, but as Mormons, Diet Coke is our staple in preparation for the apocolypse.

4) Warren Jeffs creeps the hell out of us too.

5) Don't let Nik fool you. He still has horns.

I'm working as fast as my Mormon decoder ring will allow to decode their commie-mormon messages, but this is what I have so far...  scary stuff.   

[sizzle]

I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature.  Does that make me the missing link?

Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?

[Winters]

Niku, hah

[nikuman]

Niku, I'm a little  .  Can LDS Mormons use profanity? See the usage of "ass" above.

A fair question indeed. I have a special dispensation in that I grew up wearing shitkickers. Most of the time we try to avoid speaking profanity in the same way most of you all try to avoid speaking Japanese - we just ain't that good at it. However, a childhood spent down on the farm quickly rendered me fluent in the correct usage of most of the more common epithets. No need to use grawlix 'round me!

[theKSU]

Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:

[doom]

Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:

OMG!  The Mormons have their own nuclear arsenal! 

What is we are all mumped?!?   

[Rage Against the McKee]

Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:

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