I wish it was a cruise ship with a pool on top and super huge water slide. We could truly smoke our cigars and enjoy the band...
Its an 80 degree 11 am late september game against #5 Oklahoma. The cats just scored again to go up 24-10 before half. The big screens all point to the pool at the top of the press box and find Willie is wearing nothing but swim trunks and the Willie Head having just gotten out of the pool and headed to the "Wabash Express" slide.
The countdown starts 10...9...8.........2...1 "WABASH CANNONBALL". Willie takes off from the pool on the top of the press box, curves around the west side of the stadium and comes out in the north end zone right into the lazy river around the field(RIP Harley Track).
He immediately gets out of the water and starts doing the KSU chant and pushups while the crowd behind him in the lazy river (all rich good looking/smelling KSU grads) keep throwing out WC hand signals.
This looks amazing on national television and every recruit in America now wants to go to Kansas State U