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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2375 on: April 14, 2011, 10:29:52 PM »

ByTimReynolds Tim Reynolds
Yes, Frank Martin will be in town Saturday, as many of you know, for the Miami High Hall of Fame dinner. Let the rumors fly.
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2376 on: April 14, 2011, 10:30:44 PM »
John: Frank, will you come into my office for a second?
Frank: Sure, John. (Walks in, sits down). What is it, John?
John: I just received a phone call from Donna Shalala at the University of Miami. She asked for permission to speak with you about the Head Coaching job down there.
Frank: (Eyes perk up, voice gets more cheery) Wow, John. That comes as a surprise to me. I guess I'll have to speak with her.
John: (Bursts out laughing) Just kidding, Frank. It was actually my wife that just called. She wanted me to pick up some meat from Hy-Vee on my way home. Ah, nice, huh? OK, shouldn't you be out recruiting?

Their steaks really are pretty good for the price.  :love:

Chicken grillers. Santa Fe griller with cream cheese and black bean salsa?  :drool:


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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2378 on: April 15, 2011, 01:37:16 AM »

ByTimReynolds Tim Reynolds
Yes, Frank Martin will be in town Saturday, as many of you know, for the Miami High Hall of Fame dinner. Let the rumors fly.
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2379 on: April 15, 2011, 09:08:00 AM »
You'll have to have a very tolerable fan base (much like a co-dependent girlfriend) that will love him for who he is and is absolutely terrified of being left to fend for themselves without him.

That is an absolutely awesome and perfect metaphor.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2380 on: April 15, 2011, 09:20:24 AM »

ByTimReynolds Tim Reynolds
Yes, Frank Martin will be in town Saturday, as many of you know, for the Miami High Hall of Fame dinner. Let the rumors fly.
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I wouldn't sweat it.  Frank is going to get a chance to realize there are still a lot of haters in Miami.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2381 on: April 15, 2011, 09:20:51 AM »

ByTimReynolds Tim Reynolds
Yes, Frank Martin will be in town Saturday, as many of you know, for the Miami High Hall of Fame dinner. Let the rumors fly.
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Its gonna be a long weekend....

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2382 on: April 15, 2011, 09:40:09 AM »

ByTimReynolds Tim Reynolds
Yes, Frank Martin will be in town Saturday, as many of you know, for the Miami High Hall of Fame dinner. Let the rumors fly.
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Its gonna be a long weekend....

For us or Frank?

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2383 on: April 15, 2011, 10:04:20 AM »
Currie: "I'm just gonna go ahead and check 'Needs Improvement' on the Final Four Goal. Mmmkay?"

LOL!!!  This made me chuckle hard. GREAT LINE!!!
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2384 on: April 15, 2011, 10:04:28 AM »
hopefully, frank stays away from the strip clubs.  would hate to have another incident.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2385 on: April 15, 2011, 10:10:23 AM »
hopefully, frank stays away from the strip clubs.  would hate to have another incident.


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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2386 on: April 15, 2011, 10:16:33 AM »
i hope he does a line off a stripper's ass and then leaves her thong w/ "98.6" stitched on the crotch.
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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2387 on: April 15, 2011, 10:18:20 AM »
hopefully, frank stays away from the strip clubs.  would hate to have another incident.



TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!111!!1!!  :excited: :surprised: :pbj: :emawkid: :woot:11!


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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2389 on: April 15, 2011, 10:54:08 AM »
Can you imagine if Mike was still on the Heat!!!!???

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2390 on: April 15, 2011, 11:09:07 AM »
Can you imagine if Mike was still on the Heat!!!!???

Beaz is EMAW, he'd tell Frank to stay with us.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2391 on: April 15, 2011, 12:16:21 PM »
hopefully, frank stays away from the strip clubs.  would hate to have another incident.



double temp probe maneuver by marty.  /thread after that pic


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2392 on: April 15, 2011, 12:23:10 PM »
You read my mind, Frank.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2393 on: April 15, 2011, 12:26:30 PM »
hopefully, frank stays away from the strip clubs.  would hate to have another incident.



double temp probe maneuver by marty.  /thread after that pic

gif theme....get started.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2394 on: April 15, 2011, 12:28:19 PM »
hopefully, frank stays away from the strip clubs.  would hate to have another incident.



double temp probe maneuver by marty.  /thread after that pic

gif theme....get started.
fantastic idea, no CS4 at work though. will have to wait until later.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2395 on: April 15, 2011, 12:33:00 PM »
hopefully, frank stays away from the strip clubs.  would hate to have another incident.



double temp probe maneuver by marty.  /thread after that pic

gif theme....get started.
fantastic idea, no CS4 at work though. will have to wait until later.

Yep.  Get home, relax and get yourself into the right frame of mind.  Do not rush this one. 

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2396 on: April 15, 2011, 01:01:26 PM »
Guy on GPC claiming Miami contacted Marshall at Wichita State  :lol:  How does that feel Frank?

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2397 on: April 15, 2011, 01:14:35 PM »
Guy on GPC claiming Miami contacted Marshall at Wichita State  :lol:  How does that feel Frank?

How humiliating for Frank. :lol:

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2398 on: April 15, 2011, 02:10:58 PM »
This type of thing could break his will.  He will come crawling home to our warm and comforting embrace.  Soon, he will lose the will to coach in the state of Florida.

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Re: Coaching Carousel Master Thread (MAYBE FEATURING THE KSU CATS?)
« Reply #2399 on: April 15, 2011, 02:14:39 PM »
Frank is quite simply a coach that isn't good enough for a blue blood job but has built himself a situation that is better for him than virtually any non-blue blood job (Miami being the obvious exception, and they didn't even want to call him).


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