Maybe luked but Sean has a weekly blog on People.com.
Anyway, I was surprised when Catherine gave me the card with a kiss of lipstick on it. I'd call that "aggressive friend zone." She told me she wanted to kiss me but couldn't while the other girls were in sight. She was so nervous that she buried her head in my chest and wouldn't look up. After a few seconds I told her, "It's okay to look up," and then we had our first kiss.
What you didn't see was her excitement after. She was giddy and suggested that we frolic – definitely the first time I received that request, so I obliged. We skipped around the driveway ... and then played Dungeons and Dragons (not really).
Sean was going to say, "... and then I boned her," but figured a wink and a nudge would be better. Sean is such a bonemaster.
Nope, sorry. Confirmed actual virgin. Doesn't have the first clue what to do with a vagina. Terrified of 'em.
Bone princess Sean when confronted with a vagina: "Do I, do I hold it's hand?"
It doesn't have hands, Sean. JFC, this guy.
