coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it

[pissclams]

just a word to the wise, they make coconut water now and it's disgusting.  don't listen to anyone who tries to get you to drink it.
it may actually give you a disease.  thoughts?

[CNS]

Sure, I'll try it. 

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[Phil Titola]

Tried like 3 brands because I couldn't believe the first two were actually what it really tasted like.  v. gross

[wetwillie]

What the hell were you drinking that for?  To see if you could test the iron strength of your stomach?

[pvegs]

girls always try to get me to drink it, and my experience is that it's so vile that even when i am straight crushing, i still can't pretend it's tasty.

[star seed 7]

Does it taste like coconuts? #1 reason I haven't ever tried it is because coconuts ruin everything

[The Big Train]

This has been a thing for years, no surprise here that 'clams doesn't like something good

[pissclams]

hear me now and believe me later, the drink is terrible

[The Big Train]

This stuff is really good, they even have a chocolate flavored one

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[mocat]

I drink coconut water but only if its 100% coconut water

[The Big Train]

I drink coconut water but only if its 100% coconut water

What else would be in it?  Regular water?

[mocat]

Sometimes they add sugar or corn syrup or something

[steve dave]

I chug a jumbo on mornings where I'm feeling not so fresh. It's like medicine from God put inside a coconut for us to find for when we got to a 7 the night before and we were trying to kill ourselves by drinking things that taste like poison.

[pvegs]

it's a great drink if you like coconut flavored soapy cum water after a night of getting wasted.

[The Big Train]

I've never heard it called 'coconut flavored soapy cum water' but that's definitely creative

[pissclams]

it's a great drink if you like coconut flavored soapy cum water after a night of getting wasted.

couldn't have said it better myself.  coconut ejaculate sauce.

[Phil Titola]

I chug a jumbo on mornings where I'm feeling not so fresh. It's like medicine from God put inside a coconut for us to find for when we got to a 7 the night before and we were trying to kill ourselves by drinking things that taste like poison.

This is when I've tried it so maybe that's the reason I dislike it?

[steve dave]

I chug a jumbo on mornings where I'm feeling not so fresh. It's like medicine from God put inside a coconut for us to find for when we got to a 7 the night before and we were trying to kill ourselves by drinking things that taste like poison.

This is when I've tried it so maybe that's the reason I dislike it?

no, it's gross no matter what. I just bite the bullet and chug it anyway. because it makes me feel amazing (relative to how I felt before) like 15 minutes later.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I keep seeing coconut water at the grocery store and wondering if it was any good.

[GregKSU1027]

I chug a jumbo on mornings where I'm feeling not so fresh. It's like medicine from God put inside a coconut for us to find for when we got to a 7 the night before and we were trying to kill ourselves by drinking things that taste like poison.

This is when I've tried it so maybe that's the reason I dislike it?

no, it's gross no matter what. I just bite the bullet and chug it anyway. because it makes me feel amazing (relative to how I felt before) like 15 minutes later.

Agreed it is gross


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[DQ12]

thank you for the warning, pissclams.  I will make sure to avoid this.