Author Topic: amazing animal stories thread (post your own) (Read 241209 times)

slobber · « **Reply #1950 on:** April 20, 2015, 07:59:26 PM »

Steve Martin: (abbreviated) I was once dating this girl and she had the nicest [p word]. (Crowd goes crazy, noise settles down with Martin acting all disgusted) Awe come on! I was talking about her cat! You Americans are so naive! (Pause) but that cat was the best eff I ever had."

Gonna win 'em all!

Katpappy · « **Reply #1951 on:** April 20, 2015, 10:17:27 PM »

Quote from: slobber on April 20, 2015, 07:59:26 PM

Steve Martin: (abbreviated) I was once dating this girl and she had the nicest [p word]. (Crowd goes crazy, noise settles down with Martin acting all disgusted) Awe come on! I was talking about her cat! You Americans are so naive! (Pause) but that cat was the best eff I ever had."

Gonna win 'em all!

SLOBBER NO!!!

sys · « **Reply #1952 on:** April 20, 2015, 10:19:52 PM »

that's a pretty good catfucking story.

slobber · « **Reply #1953 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:21:46 AM »

Quote from: sys on April 20, 2015, 10:19:52 PM

that's a pretty good catfucking story.

I was going to ask cf3 for tacos, but I thought that might be inappropriate in this instance.

Gonna win 'em all!

Fldermaus · « **Reply #1954 on:** April 25, 2015, 09:47:19 PM »

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The Big Train · « **Reply #1955 on:** April 27, 2015, 04:28:15 PM »

http://www.iflscience.com/no-puppy-sized-spider-isn-t-photoshopped

Katpappy · « **Reply #1956 on:** April 27, 2015, 10:44:09 PM »

Quote from: slobber on April 21, 2015, 02:21:46 AM

Quote from: sys on April 20, 2015, 10:19:52 PM
that's a pretty good catfucking story.
I was going to ask cf3 for tacos, but I thought that might be inappropriate in this instance.

Gonna win 'em all!

I wouldn't ask either. I think he makes those tacos himself. I like the female ones myself.

_33 · « **Reply #1957 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:16:51 PM »

Well some of you may know that I'm a high school golf coach, but probably not. Well anyway on the 6th hole at the course we practice at, it is a par 3, there is some water on the left and a peninsula that kind of goes out into the water a little bit. I was walking around there looking for some golf balls and I came across a big goose nest with 3 eggs in it. I thought it was pretty cool and so every day I went by there to check on the eggs and they were always there and I would talk to the two goose parents that were always around and tell them good job. Well today I was walking out there and the two geese were walking around with 3 little fuzzy goose babies with them. So adorable. I'll try to take some pictures tomorrow. Sys, I also saw a snake today.

sys · « **Reply #1958 on:** May 01, 2015, 10:31:12 AM »

that's great, _33. april is a great month for snakes.

steve dave · « **Reply #1959 on:** May 01, 2015, 10:48:29 AM »

Quote from: _33 on April 30, 2015, 09:16:51 PM

Well some of you may know that I'm a high school golf coach, but probably not. Well anyway on the 6th hole at the course we practice at, it is a par 3, there is some water on the left and a peninsula that kind of goes out into the water a little bit. I was walking around there looking for some golf balls and I came across a big goose nest with 3 eggs in it. I thought it was pretty cool and so every day I went by there to check on the eggs and they were always there and I would talk to the two goose parents that were always around and tell them good job. Well today I was walking out there and the two geese were walking around with 3 little fuzzy goose babies with them. So adorable. I'll try to take some pictures tomorrow. Sys, I also saw a snake today.

this is a great story for this thread.

ben ji · « **Reply #1960 on:** May 04, 2015, 06:35:42 PM »

I have a bush (evergreen something maybe?) That is like 4ft high. I noticed that every time i walked out the door a cardinal would fly out of the bush.

I did some snooping today and it looks like the cardinal has a nest in the bush.

Will update with more pics when the babies hatch.

slobber · « **Reply #1961 on:** May 04, 2015, 09:08:38 PM »

Neighbor kids found some baby rabbits under the mulch around their tree in the front yard. Will take pics soon.

Gonna win 'em all!

ben ji · « **Reply #1962 on:** May 04, 2015, 09:56:05 PM »

Quote from: slobber on May 04, 2015, 09:08:38 PM

Neighbor kids found some baby rabbits under the mulch around their tree in the front yard. Will take pics soon.

Gonna win 'em all!

Just leave them in the rabbit hole for the mom to come back too......I learned this the hard way as a kid...they will die

GregKSU1027 · « **Reply #1963 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:58:17 PM »

I was walking up to my house at about midnight this last friday. We live a couple miles out of town and our neighbors have goats. And our yard gets pretty dark at night. And a Black Goat comes out of no where runs across in front of me. Stops and stares and bahs at me and runs off. Scared the rough ridin'crap out of me you guys.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1964 on:** May 06, 2015, 10:14:00 AM »

Found this guy by my river trail yesterday morning. Probably the size of a 50 cent piece.

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Spracne · « **Reply #1965 on:** May 06, 2015, 01:50:58 PM »

That's actually just an un-exploded firework, Wacky.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1966 on:** May 06, 2015, 02:01:46 PM »

Spracne · « **Reply #1967 on:** May 06, 2015, 02:13:40 PM »

It's just one of those paper tanks.

ben ji · « **Reply #1968 on:** May 08, 2015, 08:02:35 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on May 04, 2015, 06:35:42 PM

I have a bush (evergreen something maybe?) That is like 4ft high. I noticed that every time i walked out the door a cardinal would fly out of the bush.

I did some snooping today and it looks like the cardinal has a nest in the bush.

Will update with more pics when the babies hatch.

One of the cardinal eggs hatched!

ben ji · « **Reply #1969 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:53:20 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on May 08, 2015, 08:02:35 PM

Quote from: ben ji on May 04, 2015, 06:35:42 PM
I have a bush (evergreen something maybe?) That is like 4ft high. I noticed that every time i walked out the door a cardinal would fly out of the bush.

I did some snooping today and it looks like the cardinal has a nest in the bush.

Will update with more pics when the babies hatch.
One of the cardinal eggs hatched!

Welp, this is getting super old super fast. Lil tiny baby cardinal chills outside my window all day yelling at his mom get him some dam food.

I'm all like "Chill out bro, trying to watch the royals in here" but he doesn't listen....also the other egg never hatched

Here is a pic of the lil guy i snapped today.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1970 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:54:32 PM »

Feed it some worms, Ben ji.

ben ji · « **Reply #1971 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:56:04 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 18, 2015, 01:54:32 PM

Feed it some worms, Ben ji.

I have tons of worms in my compost pile. Maybe I could start a fundraiser? Like someone donates $5 to the FFF fund and I cut up a worm and feed it to the baby bird?!?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1972 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:56:41 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on May 18, 2015, 01:56:04 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 18, 2015, 01:54:32 PM
Feed it some worms, Ben ji.

I have tons of worms in my compost pile. Maybe I could start a fundraiser? Like someone donates $5 to the FFF fund and I cut up a worm and feed it to the baby bird?!?

sys · « **Reply #1973 on:** May 18, 2015, 02:26:45 PM »

raise it to be a royals fan.

The Big Train · « **Reply #1974 on:** May 18, 2015, 10:54:03 PM »

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/injured-sea-turtle-gets-modern-mouth-3d-printed-jaw

Author Topic: amazing animal stories thread (post your own) (Read 241209 times)

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