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Title: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 17, 2015, 12:35:20 PM
Go for it, right?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 12:36:42 PM
The knockoffs spontaneously combust (does not apply to DickStone, I know he wouldn't cheap out)
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: slobber on December 17, 2015, 12:38:42 PM
I was going to buy one because zipping through airport terminals on a hover board looked pretty bad ass, then airlines stopped allowing them on planes, so I lost my motivation.


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Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 17, 2015, 12:39:28 PM
So what is the Mercedes Benz of HBs?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 17, 2015, 12:50:58 PM
I got one to give for christmas right before they got vanished from amazon.  Everything I've researched makes me think it's real fuckups whose hoverboards are exploding and it's not based on the hoverboard so much.  Just don't leave the thing charging way past full and unsupervised.

I don't think it'll be fun for more than 4 months.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: steve dave on December 17, 2015, 01:22:22 PM
Saw some adult guy cruising around on one. Looked awesome.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: pissclams on December 17, 2015, 01:41:35 PM
So what is the Mercedes Benz of HBs?

google "walk car" - it's what i'm holding out for
let the puds (like trim) blow their feet off with these cheap chinese segway knockoffs
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: The Big Train on December 17, 2015, 07:30:13 PM
Got to try one in an elevator in Vegas, very weird feeling
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: stunted on December 18, 2015, 01:17:57 AM
i have the smaller and the big 10" one (lol couldn't decide on a size #firstworldproblems)

big one is amazing for cruising. small one is cooler but harder to ride. they're so much fun and the douchey feeling you get is a great high.

don't worry about explosions, get an outlet timer and buy a plug with a fuse. they only have problems if you overcharge

pm for hookups, i can help find some made from the blood, sweat and tears of china's finest child slaves
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 18, 2015, 01:39:01 AM
an outlet timer and buy a plug with a fuse

Post these.  I haven't wrapped the thing up yet and will buy these things and throw them in the box.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: stunted on December 18, 2015, 01:53:00 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Belkin-Conserve-Socket-Energy-Saving-F7C009/dp/B003P2UMS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULIa8lKr_mg one of these but usa plug
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: stunted on December 18, 2015, 01:55:06 AM
set to 3 hrs
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 18, 2015, 02:12:58 AM
Perfect, T-Y.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: stunted on December 21, 2015, 08:53:24 AM
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/one-Wheels-Electric-skateboard-App-Approval_60377737814.html?spm=a2700.7724838.30.44.x7f1Ke

this is gonna be amazing. knockoff of these bad boys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSLm3LZjgvM

don't think they're made yet, but they're probably on the way
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 21, 2015, 08:55:22 AM
Wait, are hoverboards a real thing?

Edit: Just Googled it and I was v. disappointed.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: AbeFroman on December 21, 2015, 09:01:15 AM
Is it fair to say they don't actually hover? They are more elevateboards
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 21, 2015, 09:05:05 AM
Is it fair to say they don't actually hover? They are more elevateboards

They are sideways skateboards or segways without a handle. They do not hover and they are not elevated...they are touching the ground.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 21, 2015, 09:14:42 AM
After all the debacles with amazon selling and pulling and reinstating the non-hoverboard I originally gifted, I'm probably gonna end up with having bought an extra one assuming the first one isn't broken or explosive.  Gonna have to decide on returning it or keeping it for myself.

If they let them on planes by February, I could ride it around for a month and then ride it right off the plane to LSOC.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 23, 2015, 09:42:31 AM
Now I know why you guys all want these non-hoverboards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33xNa2L-e8
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: wetwillie on December 23, 2015, 09:48:41 AM
Now I know why you guys all want these non-hoverboards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33xNa2L-e8



What do you mean?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 23, 2015, 10:17:49 AM
JFC, Mrs. Gooch.  Yes, if I end up with an extra hoverboard and decide to keep it, yes I will let you ride it when you come up.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 23, 2015, 10:22:17 AM
JFC, Mrs. Gooch.  Yes, if I end up with an extra hoverboard and decide to keep it, yes I will let you ride it when you come up.

 :Woohoo:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Gooch on December 23, 2015, 10:23:07 AM
JFC, Mrs. Gooch.  Yes, if I end up with an extra hoverboard and decide to keep it, yes I will let you ride it when you come up.
How far away is the nearest Hospital?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 23, 2015, 10:23:52 AM
JFC, Mrs. Gooch.  Yes, if I end up with an extra hoverboard and decide to keep it, yes I will let you ride it when you come up.
How far away is the nearest Hospital?

Really close, but the hill might be too steep to keep trying to ride the hoverboard up to it.
Title: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: slobber on December 27, 2015, 03:36:19 PM
dobberjr's friends are all going to have house fires and dobberjr doesn't care that we are safe from said house fires.
I did ride one yesterday and I think that our decision to not get one or 5 may have to be rethought.


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Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on December 27, 2015, 03:58:21 PM
Seen approx 3 million of these the last 2 days. Almost hit some kid with the car because he suddenly veered off the sidewalk and fell off the curb
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 29, 2015, 12:41:14 PM
OK, I now have an extra 'board.  Keep it for myself and drop-in gE'rs or return it to amazon?  I think I'd be out a $50 restocking fee or something if I return it, plus the 5000 URs I got by getting it w/the freedom that quarter.  What say you, especially slobber?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: slobber on December 29, 2015, 01:03:13 PM
I don't think you need the money, so keep it. It will pay for itself in fun.


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Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 29, 2015, 01:26:09 PM
It's hard to picture using it much.  I walk a ton, but nowhere that seems conducive to hoverboard'n.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 29, 2015, 01:28:29 PM
It's hard to picture using it much.  I walk a ton, but nowhere that seems conducive to hoverboard'n.

You can practice that hoverboard dance in your apartment.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: SEK_EMAW on December 29, 2015, 03:52:38 PM
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/681911774396821504

Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: wetwillie on December 29, 2015, 07:30:34 PM
See how many 'cuts Sergio will trade you for it.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 29, 2015, 07:38:12 PM
See how many 'cuts Sergio will trade you for it.

I'd thought about Sergio in this context earlier; it could be worth a few hundred to us (if anybody ever hoops chat'd ever again) to ride it up there and report his reaction.  Way more if I could convince him to ride it.  I could probably write the whole thing off as a gE expense.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Tobias on December 29, 2015, 11:15:36 PM
i might be able to watch a cats match before march or so
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: stunted on December 30, 2015, 02:52:12 PM
It's hard to picture using it much.  I walk a ton, but nowhere that seems conducive to hoverboard'n.

your mind will change once you get good at it and build up calf stamina.

walking is for dogs.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: kslim on December 30, 2015, 02:59:49 PM
Now I know why you guys all want these non-hoverboards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33xNa2L-e8
god damn how about a little warning next time.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 31, 2015, 04:29:36 PM
It's hard to picture using it much.  I walk a ton, but nowhere that seems conducive to hoverboard'n.

your mind will change once you get good at it and build up calf stamina.

walking is for dogs.

How hard is it to maneuver relatively steep curb cuts?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: stunted on December 31, 2015, 05:46:47 PM
Maybe an inch if it is 90 degrees with the 6" board. Requires some thrust
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 01, 2016, 05:16:40 PM
https://twitter.com/UKCoachCalipari/status/682993564628955136
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on January 01, 2016, 06:54:45 PM
Trim, did you see gundy hovering around nola?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 01, 2016, 06:56:48 PM
Trim, did you see gundy hovering around nola?

Nope, googling.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 01, 2016, 07:01:40 PM
Also, it looks like I'd only be out $25 sending it back, not $50.  Still not sure if I'd have much use for it until airlines lighten up about taking them.  I did pay attention to the sidewalks when I was walking around yesterday and the curb cuts are relatively flat compared to what I was thinking.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 01, 2016, 07:21:33 PM
After all the debacles with amazon selling and pulling and reinstating the non-hoverboard I originally gifted, I'm probably gonna end up with having bought an extra one assuming the first one isn't broken or explosive.  Gonna have to decide on returning it or keeping it for myself.

If they let them on planes by February, I could ride it around for a month and then ride it right off the plane to LSOC.

Just saw this, I will take. 
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 01, 2016, 08:36:25 PM
eff it, I will charge this thing up tonight and learn to ride it during 8 hours of shitty emaw sports tomorrow.  Chat will be awesome.

LSOC, if I get bored with it in a month and they let me fly it, I will sell it to you at a highly depreciated price. 

If you don't want to wait, here's the one I got: http://www.amazon.com/Powerboard-HOVERBOARD-Lights-Hands-Motor--Transporter-USA/dp/B01541MWFK

There's a chrome one, but I think they get beat and scratched up so quick that it would look shitty right away.  http://www.amazon.com/Powerboard-HOVERBOARD-Balancing-Electric-Transporter/dp/B015GFKOVS
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 01, 2016, 08:38:35 PM
And I assume those are non-explosive b/c they are ones that were on amazon, then taken down, and then only let back on after amazon was satisfied they weren't deadly.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 01, 2016, 10:00:45 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Powerboard-HOVERBOARD-Lights-Hands-Motor--Transporter-USA/dp/B01541MWFK

I like that in the questions someone asked why it has wheels.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 02, 2016, 09:43:39 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi709.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww92%2FTommyRoanoke%2FIMAG0914_zpskaftjgah.jpg&hash=b777046c51ed02c0e2cb21d8215e7c654cc7d37e) (http://s709.photobucket.com/user/TommyRoanoke/media/IMAG0914_zpskaftjgah.jpg.html)
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 02, 2016, 10:19:35 PM
Don't overcharge! :ohno:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 02, 2016, 10:23:34 PM
Don't overcharge! :ohno:

I didn't!  Kind of weird that the indicator's on the charger and not on the board.  It only needed an hour to get up to full w/whatever it came with.  I've got an extra of the stunted-recommended timer chargers too for whenever it needs more juice.  Took it out to these skreets after the game but wasn't confident enough to get off my block and over to the waterfront.  Beta.  :frown:

Go ahead and get one; you'll love it.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: stunted on January 03, 2016, 01:24:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_2ICvfzFg

this would be even better with a chrome one. these things do get scratched to crap
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 03, 2016, 10:01:00 PM
I am much better than Mike Tyson.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on January 23, 2016, 08:13:00 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FM7nXo0k.gif&hash=f3cf28d80fa705e492d4407b5a107ca56191eb42)
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Tobias on January 23, 2016, 08:15:05 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: wetwillie on January 23, 2016, 08:22:57 PM
That banana jacket really pulls it all together
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on January 23, 2016, 08:26:05 PM
I guess if I decide I don't want it I can say I'm scared and return it to amazon.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/20/technology/amazon-hoverboards-cpsc/

http://fortune.com/2016/01/21/amazon-refund-hoverboard/
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Pete on January 27, 2016, 08:45:49 PM
Let's get these!

http://www.gq.com/story/jetts-sneaker-wheels-hoverboard-toys-2016
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 01, 2016, 03:44:24 PM
@Trim, have you taken your non-hoverboard to Wal-Mart yet?

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Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on February 01, 2016, 03:56:24 PM
No, but I'm gonna ride it up to Sergio's right now.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on February 01, 2016, 04:42:51 PM
He's a fan.  He was gonna try riding mine but there was an unknown customer waiting for a 'cut who hadn't seemed amused by any of the #sergio experience so far.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on February 03, 2016, 01:32:36 PM
LSOC, the one I got is down to $390 on amazon. 

I know that b/c it keeps popping up in my gE ads.  :lol:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on February 05, 2016, 07:22:18 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FdtTVG7Z.gif&hash=b98d2b9d940060375e54464597c8444113a3b4fb)
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: slobber on February 06, 2016, 06:45:11 AM
Trim is stronger than I imagined.


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Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 06, 2016, 07:44:03 AM
LSOC, the one I got is down to $390 on amazon. 

I know that b/c it keeps popping up in my gE ads.  :lol:

Is it awesome?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on February 06, 2016, 08:01:51 AM
LSOC, the one I got is down to $390 on amazon. 

I know that b/c it keeps popping up in my gE ads.  :lol:

Is it awesome?

I'm still on my first charge; still haven't used it that much because I haven't had time to go find a really ideal spot outside for a long ride.  Once daylight savings time hits and it gets a little warmer I'll be riding it around the waterfronts at night.  And once I get more confidence on it from that, I'll start using it more in downtown during the day.  Right now, I don't like riding it around too many people because I'm afraid of wiping out and going #viral.

They're much more prominent on the love and hip-hop family of shows than in my 'hood so far.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 08, 2016, 01:58:12 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FdtTVG7Z.gif&hash=b98d2b9d940060375e54464597c8444113a3b4fb)

This is so good!
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on February 09, 2016, 07:35:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6En4o9T.gif

left as a link because ----> warning NSFW NSFW NSFW (not safe for work)(do not open around #family)
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: The Big Train on February 09, 2016, 07:44:59 PM
well i must say that is not something my family should see
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 09, 2016, 08:06:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6En4o9T.gif

left as a link because ----> warning NSFW NSFW NSFW (not safe for work)(do not open around #family)

They are very talented. I wonder how much practice that took.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on February 09, 2016, 08:07:02 PM
pretty good reason for trim to keep the spare
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: slobber on February 09, 2016, 09:26:02 PM
High heels! Wow. What a world we live in.


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Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: mocat on February 09, 2016, 09:27:58 PM
Why is the guy fully clothed but the girl newwd? Weird
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on February 09, 2016, 09:33:48 PM
I'm always fully clothed when I hover.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on February 09, 2016, 09:35:02 PM
Safety first
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Phil Titola on February 09, 2016, 09:50:15 PM
I don't think those things would make it up the hill on my walk home commute before bursting into flames.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on April 14, 2016, 07:35:58 PM
The mixtape seller by pacific place is hoverboard'n now as he harasses people.  I was too late, but just before these pics, I saw him hovering halfway up the block trying to sell his crap to a guy trying to walk away from him.  Hoverboard'r just kept hover'n shoulder to shoulder with the guy for like 50 yards.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi709.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww92%2FTommyRoanoke%2FIMAG1055_zpsb2htfon1.jpg&hash=f04cb22e012528538076aabf3f598bb893be0cac) (http://s709.photobucket.com/user/TommyRoanoke/media/IMAG1055_zpsb2htfon1.jpg.html)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi709.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww92%2FTommyRoanoke%2FIMAG1056_zpseokujb6w.jpg&hash=d6df389f15fd82fec035e82227d0df4b5a4fb6aa) (http://s709.photobucket.com/user/TommyRoanoke/media/IMAG1056_zpseokujb6w.jpg.html)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi709.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww92%2FTommyRoanoke%2FIMAG1057_zpsqxohx2km.jpg&hash=fdb9734536e292060fceeec216187e5b7edbf74c) (http://s709.photobucket.com/user/TommyRoanoke/media/IMAG1057_zpsqxohx2km.jpg.html)
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: kso_FAN on April 18, 2016, 11:15:22 AM
Flyboard Air. Real or not?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnerdist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F04%2FFlyboard-Air-GIF-Proper-04112016.gif&hash=0832f3b67353e507487450a144eac47bbbfa4749)

http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/15/11439798/franky-zapata-racing-jet-powered-flying-hoverboard-interview

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hoverboard-flyboard-air_us_570dd00fe4b0ffa5937d8413

http://www.digitaltrends.com/dt-daily/hoax-or-breakthrough-flyboard-air-videos-stun-the-internet/
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 18, 2016, 12:18:23 PM
The mixtape seller by pacific place is hoverboard'n now as he harasses people.  I was too late, but just before these pics, I saw him hovering halfway up the block trying to sell his crap to a guy trying to walk away from him.  Hoverboard'r just kept hover'n shoulder to shoulder with the guy for like 50 yards.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi709.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww92%2FTommyRoanoke%2FIMAG1055_zpsb2htfon1.jpg&hash=f04cb22e012528538076aabf3f598bb893be0cac) (http://s709.photobucket.com/user/TommyRoanoke/media/IMAG1055_zpsb2htfon1.jpg.html)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi709.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww92%2FTommyRoanoke%2FIMAG1056_zpseokujb6w.jpg&hash=d6df389f15fd82fec035e82227d0df4b5a4fb6aa) (http://s709.photobucket.com/user/TommyRoanoke/media/IMAG1056_zpseokujb6w.jpg.html)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi709.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww92%2FTommyRoanoke%2FIMAG1057_zpsqxohx2km.jpg&hash=fdb9734536e292060fceeec216187e5b7edbf74c) (http://s709.photobucket.com/user/TommyRoanoke/media/IMAG1057_zpsqxohx2km.jpg.html)

Mix tape sellers in Vegas are the worst.  Stop to talk to one and before you know it there are 5 others wanting to sell you their crap.  Lesson learned on last visit....say no thanks and keep walking.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 18, 2016, 12:23:49 PM
Mix tape sellers in Vegas are the worst.  Stop to talk to one and before you know it there are 5 others wanting to sell you their crap.  Lesson learned on last visit....say no thanks and keep walking.

Also in Times Square.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on April 18, 2016, 12:48:46 PM
say no thanks and keep walking.

You can keep walking, but my man will now be hovering right along with you.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: star seed 7 on April 18, 2016, 12:51:11 PM
I had a guy in sf ask me for 75 cents. He followed me for 3 blocks begging for 75 cents before finally cussing me out and bothering someone else
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 18, 2016, 01:05:08 PM
say no thanks and keep walking.

You can keep walking, but my man will now be hovering right along with you.

How do hoverboards handle sand on a sidewalk?  Do they just roll right over them or does it act like a shopping cart wheel does when it hits a piece of gravel?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on April 18, 2016, 01:10:21 PM
AMC was running a Back to the Future marathon this weekend. I was talking with my kids about how Part II's 2015 differs from today (Cubbies :lol:), and my wife chimes in "well, they did finally invent the hoverboard." So then my son goes bonkers and is all "I'm totally getting a hoverboard for xmas!" What do you do in that situation? Tell your wife she's wrong in front of the kids, or just stay quiet and hope the kids forget about it? I opted for silence.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: OK_Cat on April 18, 2016, 02:22:34 PM
Not correcting the wife is always the best way to live. Good call.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on April 18, 2016, 02:34:59 PM
say no thanks and keep walking.

You can keep walking, but my man will now be hovering right along with you.

How do hoverboards handle sand on a sidewalk?  Do they just roll right over them or does it act like a shopping cart wheel does when it hits a piece of gravel?

:dunno:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 18, 2016, 02:36:28 PM
say no thanks and keep walking.

You can keep walking, but my man will now be hovering right along with you.

How do hoverboards handle sand on a sidewalk?  Do they just roll right over them or does it act like a shopping cart wheel does when it hits a piece of gravel?

:dunno:

I'm going to make sure to keep some marbles in my pocket so that if I encounter that hoverboard guy (not Trim) I can just dump them on the ground in front of him.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on April 18, 2016, 02:50:17 PM
I'm planning to greet the 4/28 seattlePAK arrivals at SEA on my hoverboard.  The straightaway from the terminal to the light rail will be my best chance to see how fast I can go.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 27, 2016, 09:39:52 AM
Trim, have you considered getting this attachment?

https://www.facebook.com/148068245554171/videos/226536747707320/
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: ksupamplemousse on April 27, 2016, 09:50:19 AM
So, there's a kid on my street who got a Hoverboard for Christmas. Little dude is probably ten years old, and he rides this thing everywhere. I'm not even sure he knows how to walk anymore. He made a ramp for it so that he can roll from the house, off the porch, and onto the driveway. This kids takes it down to the 7-11 to pick up snacks, he plays hoops while on his hoverboard, he operates a dog walking service by hoverboarding a bunch of dogs around the neighborhood on leashes. I'm assuming he is the most popular kind in school and will go onto be a very successful adult. Clearly this kid has it figured out, and the rest of us are just playing catch up.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on April 27, 2016, 09:58:47 AM
Trim, have you considered getting this attachment?

https://www.facebook.com/148068245554171/videos/226536747707320/


Seems impractical.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 27, 2016, 01:06:30 PM
say no thanks and keep walking.

You can keep walking, but my man will now be hovering right along with you.

How do hoverboards handle sand on a sidewalk?  Do they just roll right over them or does it act like a shopping cart wheel does when it hits a piece of gravel?

:dunno:

I'm going to make sure to keep some marbles in my pocket so that if I encounter that hoverboard guy (not Trim) I can just dump them on the ground in front of him.

That is exactly where I was heading with that line of questioning.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 27, 2016, 01:16:11 PM
say no thanks and keep walking.

You can keep walking, but my man will now be hovering right along with you.

How do hoverboards handle sand on a sidewalk?  Do they just roll right over them or does it act like a shopping cart wheel does when it hits a piece of gravel?

:dunno:

I'm going to make sure to keep some marbles in my pocket so that if I encounter that hoverboard guy (not Trim) I can just dump them on the ground in front of him.

That is exactly where I was heading with that line of questioning.

Oh that reminds me that I need to go see if they have a bag of marbles at the dollar store.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on May 01, 2016, 03:17:18 AM
https://youtu.be/ri82dvEhXZA
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Tobias on May 01, 2016, 09:09:42 AM
basement board'n cult
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Winters on May 01, 2016, 10:15:48 AM
Hoverbear  :lol:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 01, 2016, 11:04:55 AM
I am laughing maniacally in the terminal right now. The same people judging me for my hangover misery earlier now think I'm insane.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 02, 2016, 11:26:37 AM
I need to get a hoverboard now.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: ednksu on May 02, 2016, 12:04:29 PM
https://youtu.be/3Qqf3qSVnUg?t=148

Prepared to be destroyed.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Gooch on May 06, 2016, 12:00:32 PM
@Mrs. Gooch When does our hoverboard arrive?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on May 06, 2016, 12:19:48 PM
Amazon's out of the hoverboard game, but these are reputable.  I think they were going for over $1K when the market was booming.

https://swagway.com/product/real-hoverboard-for-sale/
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 06, 2016, 02:04:00 PM
@Mrs. Gooch When does our hoverboard arrive?

2-5 business days  :dunno:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on May 06, 2016, 02:29:00 PM
What'd you get?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Gooch on May 06, 2016, 02:30:34 PM
Something too cheap I'm sure. Mrs. Gooch was running that project on our layover in Phoenix on the way back.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on May 06, 2016, 03:35:23 PM
:ohno:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Gooch on May 06, 2016, 03:37:13 PM
Hey when this cheap Chinese piece of crap burns down my house it will be much easier to by that condo.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 06, 2016, 03:37:56 PM
:ohno:

Yeah, it was only $280. But there was a nice table showing how much better it is because it is coming from California, not China.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Gooch on May 06, 2016, 03:38:45 PM
:ohno:

Yeah, it was only $280. But there was a nice table showing how much better it is because it is coming from California, not China.
That was just a layover stop.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on May 06, 2016, 03:43:13 PM
Yeah, mine "came from" tennesee or vegas I think. 

I'd have to do some digging, but when I got mine I read about some things to look for on the plug to see if it's more legit.  But really, I think they're all virtually equal, it's just a matter of not leaving them on a charger way past full charge.  I still haven't had to charge mine, but I know others using those timer plug-in things discussed in this thread have had no issues.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Gooch on May 11, 2016, 11:57:54 AM
@Mrs. Gooch. Where the hell is this sure to burn down our house thing?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 11, 2016, 12:05:31 PM
@Mrs. Gooch. Where the hell is this sure to burn down our house thing?

Lenexa
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on May 11, 2016, 12:14:05 PM
Post a link to where you bought the bomb that's en route.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 11, 2016, 12:15:40 PM
hover2go.com

But I don't want everyone to go buy all of them up before I get a chance to test and decide if I want to get another one.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on May 11, 2016, 01:15:03 PM
Looks legit enough.  You'll want that backpack for it that I got off amazon.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 12, 2016, 01:58:12 PM
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Package Ready for Pickup

 :billdance:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 12, 2016, 05:29:02 PM
How do I make a vine or periscope or whatever of me doing cool stuff on my hoverboard? Can't I just post a video on Twitter?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 12, 2016, 05:50:13 PM
What is the remote for?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on June 03, 2016, 08:40:59 PM
Multiple mixtape pushers on hoverboards today.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi709.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww92%2FTommyRoanoke%2FIMAG1168_zpsolq6wngy.jpg&hash=e1bd1ccf88f68195a85ff486c36d5424226a72e7) (http://s709.photobucket.com/user/TommyRoanoke/media/IMAG1168_zpsolq6wngy.jpg.html)

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Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 05, 2016, 01:34:50 PM
http://www.capseattle.com/#ride-to-win
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 05, 2016, 01:41:01 PM
http://www.capseattle.com/#ride-to-win

So their solution to coastal flooding is just to get "cars" that go on water?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 11, 2016, 08:21:23 PM
Holy crap, you people should've all bought the most expensive of deadly hoverboards from amazon back in winter.

So Gooch @'d me last week about the official goverment recalls.

http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Recalls/2016/Self-Balancing-Scooters-Hoverboards-Recalled-by-10-Firms/

Mine was on the list.  The one I gift'd wasn't.

So I'm reading that and it's implying that I'd have to get w/the distributor, not amazon, to settle up and arrange to ship the thing to them.  That sounded like it would be a miserable experience.  I research a bit and see the same stories from late January or February about how amazon was taking any they sold back and refunding, but I never saw that amazon actually said that.

So I use the amazon site "contact us" page basically asking what I'm to do w/this one that was def recalled as well as the one that wasn't but seems questionably safe given all I've read.  I get a response back from amazon that had me thinking amazon was hacked.  It was in nigerian prince-ese.

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Hello,

I understand your concern regarding "HOVERBOARD - 2 Wheel Self Balancing Scooter with LED Lights - Hands Free Battery Powered Electric Motor - The Perfect Personal Transport".

I can understand your concern about it.

This is definitely not what we want are valuable customers to experience.

I've forwarded your complain to the concern department and they will definitely work on this feedback.

We pride ourselves in ensuring that all of our customers receive timely, efficient service and a stress-free shopping experience. Your patronage is greatly appreciated. We were unable to provide you with this level of service for the (whatever is the complaint), and for this, I am truly sorry.
Hope you give us one more chance to serve you with the better service in future.

We value your business and we look forward to seeing you again soon.

We'd appreciate your feedback. Please use the links below to tell us about your experience today.

Best regards,

That was late last week and I hadn't hear anything, so I figured I'd try something else just now.  I find another option on the "contact us" page where I put in my phone # and instantly get a call.  It sounds like I'm talking to the writer of the above message, but we surprisingly get on the same page of us just trying to figure out what the options are for these 2 h'boards.  He's saying because they're $450 and $500 and that's more than he can authorize, he's gotta talk to a boss.

He comes back on and is talking about processing refunds once he gets the OK from the boss.  I ask before you get too far w/that, what am I gonna have to do, send this bomb back to you and also track down the gifted one and take it back?  He says I won't have to worry about tracking down the gifted one but doesn't explain.

A couple more holds and checkups go and he comes back on and tells me he's got my refund processing for $950 to my card I paid with (chase freedom 10x points at the time, I hope I don't lose all those points, but still $950).  I keep waiting for directions on how to send these things back and it never happens, so I don't ask.  He says he'll send me a confirmation email.  So I'm thinking, wow I just got all my money back and can still hoverboard so long as I don't become Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) and charge mine for a week.  But I guess that's the deal - money back and do whatever you want w/your hoverboard including keeping it and continue to 'board.

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Hello,

I'm sorry to hear about the problem with your HOVERBOARD - 2 Wheel Self Balancing Scooter with LED Lights - Hands Free Battery Powered Electric Motor - The Perfect Personal Transport  . In this case, there's no need to return the item for us to issue a refund. You're welcome to keep, donate or dispose of it--whichever option is most appropriate and convenient for you.

I've requested a total refund for $948.99, which includes the cost of the item and any shipping costs. You'll see the refund within the next 3-5 business days. Once processed, you'll also be able to see the refund here:

[order links]

I hope this solution works for you. We look forward to seeing you again soon.

We'd appreciate your feedback. Please use the links below to tell us about your experience today.

Best regards,

And LOL at these things supposedly being so dangerous that they're being recalled with all the sellers/distributors eating the money, but not only are they still out in the world and my living room, but it's suggested that I alternatively donate it to someone else apparently more worthy of being blown up.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Tobias on July 11, 2016, 08:41:08 PM
how effective would they be for a protest'r?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 11, 2016, 08:58:39 PM
how effective would they be for a protest'r?

I'm almost caught up on the cop thread and then I'll have a story there. But for hot chicken, we could've found out last night. :(
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2016, 09:11:45 PM
Amazon is the best. I thought they didn't deliver two things a few weeks ago so I contacted them and they said no worries we'll send them right out. Turns out Mrs Dave got the deliveries and put them in the basement.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 11, 2016, 09:17:22 PM
It's crazy.  I was telling my buddy about where things stood yesterday w/that weird nigerian prince response I'd gotten so far at that point, and he was complaining about some amazon ordeal he was involved with.  Can't wait to update him on how mine all played out.  Will probably be hoverboard'n as I tell him the story.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 12, 2016, 08:01:19 AM
Well I can't even find a brand name on mine to check if it is recalled, and Gooch threw away the box it came in. But that website I bought it from now has no products listed for sale.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 12, 2016, 09:26:16 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 12, 2016, 10:56:44 AM
Well I can't even find a brand name on mine to check if it is recalled, and Gooch threw away the box it came in. But that website I bought it from now has no products listed for sale.

do you have any of the email confirmations still?
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 12, 2016, 11:03:42 AM
Well I can't even find a brand name on mine to check if it is recalled, and Gooch threw away the box it came in. But that website I bought it from now has no products listed for sale.

do you have any of the email confirmations still?

I can still log into my account on their website and see my order. But this is the description of the item I purchased:

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1 x   Black Two-Wheel Self Balancing Scooter Hoverboard, with Remote Control & Free Carrying Bag! Free Shipping!

I used the Contact Us link to send them a message but haven't heard back yet.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 12, 2016, 11:14:37 AM
Call the CPSC that ordered the recall if you're really wanting to pursue it.  But don't expect that you're simply gonna get a check for $300 or whatever; their listed remedy is:

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Consumers should immediately stop using these recalled products and contact the recalling company to return their hoverboard for a full refund, a free repair or a free replacement depending on the model.

I think I only got the deal I did b/c it's amazon and they'd rather give out a bunch of money than have to deal with doing all that shipping.  How that absolves them of liability, I have no idea, given that they've said I or whoever I give it to can keep the thing.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 12, 2016, 11:28:03 AM
I don't really care, but I think Gooch doesn't want me to burn our house down.

I don't even know the brand so I don't know how I would even check if it is recalled.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 12, 2016, 11:46:25 AM
I don't really care, but I think Gooch doesn't want me to burn our house down.

I don't even know the brand so I don't know how I would even check if it is recalled.

You'd call CPSC and tell your tale and see what they advise.

Obviously, they don't burn houses down unless you overcharge the crap out of the thing.  If they did, these "recalls" wouldn't be so nonchalant or in amazon's case, nonexistent.

Look at the people in the news stories about hoverboard fires and ask yourself if you look like them.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Gooch on July 12, 2016, 12:47:06 PM
I don't really care, but I think Gooch doesn't want me to burn our house down.

I don't even know the brand so I don't know how I would even check if it is recalled.
Do you even listen? I tell you to burn the house down on the reg. Pretty much every time I pay someone to come fix something because I am not going to do it.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 12, 2016, 01:00:02 PM
I don't really care, but I think Gooch doesn't want me to burn our house down.

I don't even know the brand so I don't know how I would even check if it is recalled.
Do you even listen? I tell you to burn the house down on the reg. Pretty much every time I pay someone to come fix something because I am not going to do it.

Well then why did you tell me to figure out if thing is recalled? I guess I will just ignore the recall and plug the hoverboard in to charge while I am away at work.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 13, 2016, 09:35:55 AM
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Dear customer,

We do not recall any boards. Please do not worry.The quality of our balancing scooters is a tier above the rest. Our Factory is also one of the first manufacturers to start making this brand of balancing scooters. They specialize in this type of product, hence, they have already identified and resolved the issues of initial shipments.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 13, 2016, 09:42:07 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on July 18, 2016, 12:11:58 PM
Just checked and the near-thousand dollars is credited to my freedom card.  I think there was a delay since my card # changed between last year and now.  Only 1x the UR points are getting deducted and they'll all end up coming back and then some as I use that $1000 on meals and costco over the next few months at 5x.

And my place didn't burn down while I was covering and left the 'board at home.

Moral of the story, next christmas, buy the trendy but possibly lethal gift from amazon that will eventually get recalled but not really recalled, and don't overcharge it.
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on November 28, 2016, 09:15:17 AM
https://youtu.be/VckjXNMeH30?t=1m6s
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on June 15, 2017, 09:05:48 AM
https://twitter.com/ShowUnreal/status/875270049468121088
Title: Re: HOVERBOARDS
Post by: Trim on December 21, 2023, 09:38:57 AM
The hoverboard market has really catered.

(https://i.imgur.com/V3v2Amj.jpeg)