This also contrasts with an Air Force Shower, which is to turn the water on, it breaks, fill out a mishap report form, send it off to Wright-Patterson AFB in Ohio to authorize a search to find a contractor, get a senior official fired for rigging the contractor search for a cush job on the board of directors, hold muddled congressional hearing, restart search, choose Boeing and fly contractors out to fix shower, put up contractors in a fancy hotel because they arrived on a thursday afternoon and their contract stipulates they cannot work until monday, finally get workers out to site only to find out that the shower was already fixed by tech sergeant with a hose and a plumming background, thereby forcing the contractors to break the shower again and fix it.