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You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« on: May 07, 2024, 03:08:52 PM »
It's your first day on the job at KSU. What do you teach, what kind of professor are you? Do you run any clubs? Dig deep or don't make your persona what you want it to be.

I think I would teach a class on Game Theory because it would be fun as hell, and we could just play games all day.


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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2024, 03:46:10 PM »
I would probably teach a class on money, and specifically have it focused around Bitcoin. If you really understand what makes a good money your world view changes drastically. I would be a fun professor and would be very engaged with my students.

I would probably run an investing club where we would take about the markets and how you should look at investing. I've actually thought about teaching someday if I ever had burnout, we'll see.
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2024, 03:49:34 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2024, 04:03:51 PM »
Teaching a leadership course and using really old analogies that no one will understand but me
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2024, 04:34:37 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2024, 04:35:33 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2024, 04:40:29 PM »
I don't feel qualified to teach a class on anything
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2024, 04:55:24 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2024, 04:58:48 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2024, 05:48:29 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2024, 05:57:38 PM »
Class - "The History of the OG Big 12"

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Course Description - Coming off it's greatest season ever where half the conference finished ranked in the top 10 in 1996 the Big 8 merged with 4 Texas Schools from the now defunct Southwestern Conference to create a new Conference called the "Big 12". Over the next 15 years 3 teams would win national championships and dominance would flip from the "Northern" schools to the "Southern" schools.

In the 2000's Nebraska, the king of the "North" suffered the indignity of losing to schools they had dominated for decades while Missouri and Colorado searched to find an identity. These catalyst combined with Texas A&M's desire for attention doomed the greatest conference ever created.
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2024, 05:59:18 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2024, 06:01:17 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2024, 07:07:01 PM »
No ge'n. I'd love to teach NE 495. I love zoomies. Elements of Nuclear Engineering would be a great course.

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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2024, 08:17:07 PM »
Teaching a leadership course and using really old analogies that no one will understand but me

Yes! I would use all of the expressions that crusty ass, old teachers used in class that made my eyes roll. Take that you stupid youngsters! 

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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2024, 08:44:06 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2024, 09:13:34 PM »
I’d teach a class all about useful crap you should know how to do like some basic carpentry (or that really cool Japanese carpentry where it’s all a bunch of elegant grooves/joints/pegs so that you don’t need any nails or screws) or how to start a fire if you don’t have any matches or how to install an appliance or how to figure out if you have an electrical short and how to properly use some common power tools and how to use Microsoft excel like esp pivot tables and also understanding how taxes work so you don’t say some dumb crap like “oh I’m worried with this pay raise I’m going to make too much money and go up a tax bracket  :ohno: “ bc that’s a surefire way to signal to everyone that you’re a huge dumbass who doesn’t have the first clue how taxes work

And also I would have guest lecturers pretty much every class bc like idk how to do any of that (well except the taxes part but if they want to know all the loopholes and how to avoid paying what they owe then that’s a different class idk all those tax shelter schemes)

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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2024, 09:16:11 PM »
I would fake my way thru "History of the American Civil War"

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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2024, 11:31:32 PM »
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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #19 on: Today at 12:01:22 AM »
I'd just play Ken Burns documentaries.

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Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
« Reply #20 on: Today at 12:02:46 AM »
Wine Tasting is probably the only class that K-State currently offers that I would be qualified to teach.