"alright, team, weve got this super rough ridin' tall waterslide to build somewhere in the united states. were gonna need some pretty stupid people nearby who will pay money to go down this thing, though. where should we build?"
"uhh... Kansas, probably?"
"nice. I like that idea. where in Kansas?"
"oh umm... theres a NASCAR track in Kansas City. how about like, right next to that?"
"rough ridin' perfect."