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Re: HORRORSURPRISE!
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2012, 09:08:36 AM »
Man, these are the times when we could really use someone to cover K-State sports!!!

it's thursday, jackass.

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« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2012, 09:11:15 AM »
did sams at least knock the white girl up so we can try again in 18ish years?

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« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2012, 09:11:51 AM »
did sams at least knock the white girl up so we can try again in 18ish years?

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« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2012, 10:21:39 AM »
Man, these are the times when we could really use someone to cover K-State sports!!!

it's the day after a major usa holiday, jerk. have some respect for the people that cover kstate sports, their families and the united states of america. plus, it's wedding season. don't forget that it's wedding season.

This weekend is a huge wedding weekend.

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Re: HORRORSURPRISE!
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2012, 10:32:39 AM »
Man, these are the times when we could really use someone to cover K-State sports!!!

it's the day after a major usa holiday, jerk. have some respect for the people that cover kstate sports, their families and the united states of america. plus, it's wedding season. don't forget that it's wedding season.

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« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2012, 10:34:21 AM »
First Sams, then who???? Baby Locket?

It's like KSU doesn't like me anymore. 

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« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2012, 10:45:40 AM »
I want Sams to be a bad ass at QB for us as much as anyone, but word is that he isn't smart enough.  Has the arm and the legs, but not the brains to learn the playbook.  I was also told that Bender is looking really good (much better than Sams), and will be the next guy at QB for us.  It would be nice if Sams would be willing to switch to another position because it doesn't look like he will be playing QB anyway.  Source is someone close to the team... 

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« Reply #57 on: July 05, 2012, 10:49:00 AM »
I want Sams to be a bad ass at QB for us as much as anyone, but word is that he isn't smart enough.  Has the arm and the legs, but not the brains to learn the playbook.  I was also told that Bender is looking really good (much better than Sams), and will be the next guy at QB for us.  It would be nice if Sams would be willing to switch to another position because it doesn't look like he will be playing QB anyway.  Source is someone close to the team...

Your source sounds pretty racist. Is it Tannahill?

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« Reply #58 on: July 05, 2012, 10:50:07 AM »
I want Sams to be a bad ass at QB for us as much as anyone, but word is that he isn't smart enough.  Has the arm and the legs, but not the brains to learn the playbook.  I was also told that Bender is looking really good (much better than Sams), and will be the next guy at QB for us.  It would be nice if Sams would be willing to switch to another position because it doesn't look like he will be playing QB anyway.  Source is someone close to the team...

i'm pretty sure that sams is smart enough. that's not it.

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« Reply #59 on: July 05, 2012, 10:52:25 AM »
Lol... the classic "Not Smart Enough" bit. 
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« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2012, 10:53:26 AM »
Please let this just be a scheme.

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« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2012, 10:53:44 AM »
This has tmcats written all over it.

Has to be worried that too many white women will get pregnant if Sams becomes the starter, or something.

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« Reply #62 on: July 05, 2012, 10:54:23 AM »
This has tmcats written all over it.

Has to be worried that too many white women will get pregnant if Sams becomes the starter, or something.

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« Reply #63 on: July 05, 2012, 10:59:11 AM »
I was really looking forward to seeing Sams in some Wildcat formations this year.  The ones we use for Pease, where he drops back to throw and then runs for like two yards every time.
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Re: HORRORSURPRISE!
« Reply #64 on: July 05, 2012, 10:59:51 AM »
I want Sams to be a bad ass at QB for us as much as anyone, but word is that he isn't smart enough.  Has the arm and the legs, but not the brains to learn the playbook.  I was also told that Bender is looking really good (much better than Sams), and will be the next guy at QB for us.  It would be nice if Sams would be willing to switch to another position because it doesn't look like he will be playing QB anyway.  Source is someone close to the team...

i'm pretty sure that sams is smart enough. that's not it.

Michael Bishop was functionally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  So, no, that's not it.

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« Reply #65 on: July 05, 2012, 11:01:22 AM »
I was really looking forward to seeing Sams in some Wildcat formations this year.  The ones we use for Pease, where he drops back to throw and then runs for like two yards every time.

I was really looking forward to him throwing the long bomb laser passes that Collin can't make and running around the end really fast and jukey like Collin doesn't.  they would have been a good combo with their different strengths.

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« Reply #66 on: July 05, 2012, 11:05:14 AM »
I was really looking forward to seeing Sams in some Wildcat formations this year.  The ones we use for Pease, where he drops back to throw and then runs for like two yards every time.

I was really looking forward to him throwing the long bomb laser passes that Collin can't make and running around the end really fast and jukey like Collin doesn't.  they would have been a good combo with their different strengths.


exactly. you run klein up the middle when you need a couple of yards and then run sams when you need more than a couple of yards or if you need a long laser bomb pass or equivalent.

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« Reply #67 on: July 05, 2012, 11:06:10 AM »
maybe none of this is true or maybe it's sort of true but he'll turn it around


let's hope it's one of those.


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« Reply #68 on: July 05, 2012, 11:07:51 AM »
The guy obvs needs someone in his corner right now.  You guys on campus need to make sure he gets a hug a day in between classes or something.  Let him know emaw is there for him.

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« Reply #69 on: July 05, 2012, 11:08:44 AM »
maybe none of this is true or maybe it's sort of true but he'll turn it around


let's hope it's one of those.

yes, I'm hoping a ton for that as well

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« Reply #70 on: July 05, 2012, 11:13:55 AM »
I was really looking forward to seeing Sams in some Wildcat formations this year.  The ones we use for Pease, where he drops back to throw and then runs for like two yards every time.

I was really looking forward to him throwing the long bomb laser passes that Collin can't make and running around the end really fast and jukey like Collin doesn't.  they would have been a good combo with their different strengths.

I was really looking forward to him doing a "Call me, maybe" youtube video with Bonus Lockett and D. Marc.

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« Reply #71 on: July 05, 2012, 11:14:44 AM »
The guy obvs needs someone in his corner right now.  You guys on campus need to make sure he gets a hug a day in between classes or something.  Let him know emaw is there for him.


Yeah if he's still here by the time school starts.

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« Reply #72 on: July 05, 2012, 11:15:26 AM »
I was really looking forward to seeing Sams in some Wildcat formations this year.  The ones we use for Pease, where he drops back to throw and then runs for like two yards every time.

I was really looking forward to him throwing the long bomb laser passes that Collin can't make and running around the end really fast and jukey like Collin doesn't.  they would have been a good combo with their different strengths.


exactly. you run klein up the middle when you need a couple of yards and then run sams when you need more than a couple of yards or if you need a long laser bomb pass or equivalent.

Here's the thing, a lot these teams will rush the passer and since Sams is so good at running he could just scramble around and then throw a 70 yard laser bomb off of his back foot to one of our wide receivers for a touchdown.

 
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« Reply #73 on: July 05, 2012, 11:17:52 AM »
The guy obvs needs someone in his corner right now.  You guys on campus need to make sure he gets a hug a day in between classes or something.  Let him know emaw is there for him.


Yeah if he's still here by the time school starts.

It's excuses like this that are going to lose our best dancer/most awesome FB'er

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« Reply #74 on: July 05, 2012, 11:21:15 AM »
WTF is this crap? Not a good way to start the day after our country's bday. Sams, it's fanning, I love you! This should be enough for you to stay, call me. -fanning