And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......

[SkinnyBenny]

Srsly. People need to be saving screen shots of his tweets for the inevitable trial.

[Trim]

Srsly. People need to be saving screen shots of his tweets for the inevitable trial.

We'd have to buy more server space from squawkhost.

I'll sign an affidavit that everything recorded in this thread is authentic.

[puniraptor]

Oh. I get it. We cannot be heroes without a villain.

[Stevesie60]

Yes PoetWarrior, you need to go Boondock Saints on his ass.

[_33]

Wow, if I didn't know any better I would say that some of you guys might have been weaned off of your mommy's teets at too young an age. sad really.

[SkinnyBenny]

Also funny to me is that a guy who,
A) is in journalism
B) is a pervert
C) has bitch-tits
can't even spell teats right.

[SkinnyBenny]

Hey guys, I was just reading this week's PostSecret here in my parents' basement (where I live) when I saw one that had to have been sent in by that Natalie chick or whatever her name is.

[Rams]

How have none of you started a fake Fitz twitter account yet? Hit him where it hurts. His ego wouldn't allow him to unfollow you so he'd see everything and basically have to respond.

[CNS]

How have none of you started a fake Fitz twitter account yet? Hit him where it hurts. His ego wouldn't allow him to unfollow you so he'd see everything and basically have to respond.

It would just get blocked by all considered non-haters by Fitz.  Then it would just be an acct making fun of him similar to all the other goEMAW members on twitter already.  Redundant. 

[Trim]

I've considered changing my TrimGoPowercat account to LifeofTrim and getting real pervy with it.

[OK_Cat]

i wish kelly didn't block me, she was really very fun to be mean to, she takes the internet seriously.

[8manpick]

One weeknight last week I was out with some attractive Aggieville employees, and I was introduced to Fitz around last call (weeknight remember, probably had lots of important gopow work to do in 6 hours, wife to get home to, etc.).  Anyway, after asking if he had heard how Pullen had done in the second half of the summer league game that day (no idea, doesn't care about EMAW legends apparently) I mentioned that I was a goEMAWer, and he said "Oh man, those guys really hate me."  He kind of laughed it off, but it was obviously tearing him up inside.  So, good work guys!

Side note: he wasn't being particularly creepstery at the time, other than being 20 years older than anyone else in the bar, and happening to know all of the young, hot bartenders and waitresses that were there.

Side note #2: Does anyone know what page on this thread the tweets at the underage girl were on? Need to cross-reference a couple things...

[Dugout DickStone]

I HAVE AN AWESOME LIFE YOU ANNOYING LITTLE NOBODY DOUCHE LORD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU DID YOU GET TORN AWAY FROM YOUR MAMA'S TEET TO EARLY OR SOMETHING OMG?

He seems to have a totally awesome life.

[Trim]

Side note #2: Does anyone know what page on this thread the tweets at the underage girl were on? Need to cross-reference a couple things...

Try a search for "penis."  IIRC, he asked a high school girl how she'd know what a penis looked like.  Jokingly or something.

[CNS]

i wish kelly didn't block me, she was really very fun to be mean to, she takes the internet seriously.

Yeah, 4/5ths of her tweets are RT's of other retards talking well about her, and the other 1/5th are her telling some hater how she makes more money in one night than they do in a week/month/yr, etc.  Seems very insecure in being a "cocktail waitress".  I can't wait until the argument escalates to what she is going to do 5 yrs from now when she is the oldest girl in the bar.  will make for fun twitter watching.

[Rage Against the McKee]

i wish kelly didn't block me, she was really very fun to be mean to, she takes the internet seriously.

Yeah, 4/5ths of her tweets are RT's of other retards talking well about her, and the other 1/5th are her telling some hater how she makes more money in one night than they do in a week/month/yr, etc.  Seems very insecure in being a "cocktail waitress".  I can't wait until the argument escalates to what she is going to do 5 yrs from now when she is the oldest girl in the bar.  will make for fun twitter watching.

There will always be a job waiting for her at Powercat Illustrated.

[Trim]

i wish kelly didn't block me, she was really very fun to be mean to, she takes the internet seriously.

Yeah, 4/5ths of her tweets are RT's of other retards talking well about her, and the other 1/5th are her telling some hater how she makes more money in one night than they do in a week/month/yr, etc.  Seems very insecure in being a "cocktail waitress".  I can't wait until the argument escalates to what she is going to do 5 yrs from now when she is the oldest girl in the bar.  will make for fun twitter watching.

Next time I crawl out of mom's basement and go to Vegas, I'm going to set aside a little bit of time to have her fetch me some drinks.

[OK_Cat]

there's nothing better than the "girl on the internet" scenario.

decent looking girl posts picture of herself wearing something revealing, thousands of dorks fall down at her feet.  she's not amazingly attractive, but they don't care because she's a real girl that talks to them (on the internet)

[Rage Against the McKee]

i wish kelly didn't block me, she was really very fun to be mean to, she takes the internet seriously.

Yeah, 4/5ths of her tweets are RT's of other retards talking well about her, and the other 1/5th are her telling some hater how she makes more money in one night than they do in a week/month/yr, etc.  Seems very insecure in being a "cocktail waitress".  I can't wait until the argument escalates to what she is going to do 5 yrs from now when she is the oldest girl in the bar.  will make for fun twitter watching.

Next time I crawl out of mom's basement and go to Vegas, I'm going to set aside a little bit of time to have her fetch me some drinks.

I would love to, but I couldn't afford her. She makes more in one night than I make in a year, so I would probably have to pay like an entire month's salary just to get a drink.

[Trim]

there's nothing better than the "girl on the internet" scenario.

decent looking girl posts picture of herself wearing something revealing, thousands of dorks fall down at her feet.  she's not amazingly attractive, but they don't care because she's a real girl that talks to them (on the internet)

You usually look better in your Dylan Meier jersey than she does.

[OK_Cat]

i wish kelly didn't block me, she was really very fun to be mean to, she takes the internet seriously.

Yeah, 4/5ths of her tweets are RT's of other retards talking well about her, and the other 1/5th are her telling some hater how she makes more money in one night than they do in a week/month/yr, etc.  Seems very insecure in being a "cocktail waitress".  I can't wait until the argument escalates to what she is going to do 5 yrs from now when she is the oldest girl in the bar.  will make for fun twitter watching.

Next time I crawl out of mom's basement and go to Vegas, I'm going to set aside a little bit of time to have her fetch me some drinks.

would be amazing video for you to record while giving her a $5 and telling her to get something nice for herself. 

[Trim]

Next time I crawl out of mom's basement and go to Vegas, I'm going to set aside a little bit of time to have her fetch me some drinks.

I would love to, but I couldn't afford her. She makes more in one night than I make in a year, so I would probably have to pay like an entire month's salary just to get a drink.

I'll be rolling with the Wahlbergs. 

[OK_Cat]

there's nothing better than the "girl on the internet" scenario.

decent looking girl posts picture of herself wearing something revealing, thousands of dorks fall down at her feet.  she's not amazingly attractive, but they don't care because she's a real girl that talks to them (on the internet)

You usually look better in your Dylan Meier jersey than she does.

:swoon:

[CNS]

i wish kelly didn't block me, she was really very fun to be mean to, she takes the internet seriously.

Yeah, 4/5ths of her tweets are RT's of other retards talking well about her, and the other 1/5th are her telling some hater how she makes more money in one night than they do in a week/month/yr, etc.  Seems very insecure in being a "cocktail waitress".  I can't wait until the argument escalates to what she is going to do 5 yrs from now when she is the oldest girl in the bar.  will make for fun twitter watching.

Next time I crawl out of mom's basement and go to Vegas, I'm going to set aside a little bit of time to have her fetch me some drinks.

would be amazing video for you to record while giving her a $5 and telling her to get something nice for herself.

In my minds eye, I envision her reminding you at the end of your meal that she works primarily for tips and that she only counts by 10's or 20's. 

[SkinnyBenny]

I've considered changing my TrimGoPowercat account to LifeofTrim and getting real pervy with it.

Someone should make a parody song about him or something.