Author Topic: Shame Yourself (Read 337451 times)

puniraptor · « **Reply #2425 on:** June 11, 2015, 01:51:25 PM »

what a story!

michigancat · « **Reply #2426 on:** June 11, 2015, 01:57:39 PM »

the lady that sat next to me in the jury box. whoops!

Mr Bread · « **Reply #2427 on:** June 11, 2015, 01:59:03 PM »

so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?

that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.

michigancat · « **Reply #2428 on:** June 11, 2015, 02:21:06 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 11, 2015, 01:59:03 PM

so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?

that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.

Yes

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #2429 on:** June 11, 2015, 02:25:53 PM »

I am at work and have my shoes off right now....are you saying that is gross?

I mean, I am wearing flip flops today anyway so it is not much different...

Mr Bread · « **Reply #2430 on:** June 11, 2015, 02:27:19 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 11, 2015, 02:21:06 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 11, 2015, 01:59:03 PM
so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?

that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes

man, that's rough.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2431 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:21:34 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 11, 2015, 02:27:19 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 11, 2015, 02:21:06 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on June 11, 2015, 01:59:03 PM
so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?

that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes

man, that's rough.

i've done this before. what a horrible feeling.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #2432 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:23:20 PM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 11, 2015, 03:21:34 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 11, 2015, 02:27:19 PM
Quote from: michigancat on June 11, 2015, 02:21:06 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on June 11, 2015, 01:59:03 PM
so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?

that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes

man, that's rough.

i've done this before. what a horrible feeling.

This is about 1 million times more gross than me peeing in the shower.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2433 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:24:48 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 11, 2015, 03:23:20 PM

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 11, 2015, 03:21:34 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on June 11, 2015, 02:27:19 PM
Quote from: michigancat on June 11, 2015, 02:21:06 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on June 11, 2015, 01:59:03 PM
so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?

that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes

man, that's rough.

i've done this before. what a horrible feeling.

This is about 1 million times more gross than me peeing in the shower.

i think intent might be a big difference though.

michigancat · « **Reply #2434 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:29:44 PM »

perhaps the worst part was we were in recess from court and so I had to go right back to the courtroom. Plus the bathroom was pretty busy I couldn't go to another bathroom or anything because there wasn't any time and they'd come looking for me.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #2435 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:10:52 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on June 11, 2015, 01:41:19 PM

I only have 388 AA miles.

Get to the credit card thread and ask SD what card to get next.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #2436 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 11, 2015, 02:25:53 PM

I am at work and have my shoes off right now....are you saying that is gross?

I mean, I am wearing flip flops today anyway so it is not much different...

Do your feet actually fit into shoes though?

michigancat · « **Reply #2437 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:57:19 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 11, 2015, 02:25:53 PM

I am at work and have my shoes off right now....are you saying that is gross?

I mean, I am wearing flip flops today anyway so it is not much different...

missed this. I honestly don't care if someone across the room takes their shoes off. the problem is we were in a jury box:

I was sitting where the black guy is sitting in the photo, and she was directly next to me. She wasn't wearing flip flops, she was wearing tennis shoes and gray socks. and she wasn't just sitting there, she was putting her feet on the chair and sitting on her knees. So they were very close to my arms and nose. Gross.

steve dave · « **Reply #2438 on:** June 11, 2015, 06:27:53 PM »

Rus, you brag about jury duty more than sf stuff

Tobias · « **Reply #2439 on:** June 11, 2015, 06:37:34 PM »

mc, that must be the official stud juror spot

Tobias · « **Reply #2440 on:** June 11, 2015, 06:38:01 PM »

although my pants were dry every day

Institutional Control · « **Reply #2441 on:** June 12, 2015, 08:32:28 AM »

Is sitting down to pee a thing?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #2442 on:** June 12, 2015, 08:41:13 AM »

That trial isn't over yet?

Gooch · « **Reply #2443 on:** June 12, 2015, 09:38:53 AM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on June 12, 2015, 08:32:28 AM

Is sitting down to pee a thing?

I do this when i wake up in the middle of the night. That way I don't have to turn on a light and also don't piss all over the floor.

'taterblast · « **Reply #2444 on:** June 12, 2015, 10:14:47 AM »

in drive thru at taco bell. it's taking a while so i put it in park. car in front of me moves forward, i reach to put it in drive, and the shifter won't budge. will. not. budge. so i'm stuck there for about 10 minutes, panicking, unable to get my car out of park. i told people behind me to go around, put on my flashers. in a drive thru. finally found some instructions in my car manual about how to get it out of park when it's stuck, which required kind of breaking things because i didn't have a screwdriver.

The Big Train · « **Reply #2445 on:** June 12, 2015, 10:16:30 AM »

you should probably buy a new car

'taterblast · « **Reply #2446 on:** June 12, 2015, 10:21:15 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on June 12, 2015, 10:16:30 AM

you should probably buy a new car

yes

steve dave · « **Reply #2447 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:49:15 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 11, 2015, 04:10:52 PM

Quote from: Gooch on June 11, 2015, 01:41:19 PM
I only have 388 AA miles.

Get to the credit card thread and ask SD what card to get next.

I have over 600k AA miles

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2448 on:** June 14, 2015, 01:59:28 PM »

this morning when i woke up i went to my window overlooking aggieville and opened the curtains and the dad of some family sitting outside at starbucks pointed my direction and then the mom and what looked to be a teenage daughter turned my direction and then i realized they were pointing at me because i was in my underwear so i waved and shut the curtains

Winters · « **Reply #2449 on:** June 14, 2015, 02:05:00 PM »

champ move