I will end him, somehow, someway.
I struggle with this, Winters.
If we work to take him out the natural event to follow would be a power vacuum consistent with political theory of others rushing in to fill the void as soon as it is created. Like gremlins we will see a surge of masked "fans" creating videos that will by association represent and embarrass our university. Any replicate of the original will and can only be worse. We should not cast him out as Gotham shed Batman when he was not the hero they needed. We should not chase him, because he cannot take it.
Instead I implore us to think more creatively as to how we can sooth his quick ascension to notoriety. Clearly, he is being tugged in more ways than than one. However, if we are to bring home the Dr. Pepper, if we are to make our run at the crystal football, then we cannot lose focus.