Ed: Yo donny, we are going to attack the dudes you've promised to protect, you better get out of the way like that time my bodyguards started beating up people when I visited America.
Don: aw crap thanks for letting me know Ed, we certainly don't want any part of the ruthless turkish army and honoring our promises to allies. Can you please at least give me a week, you already made me look like a weak loser with the khashoggi business