I love "________________ happened to be president when . . ." statements.
Richard Nixon happened to be president when some people broke in to Watergate Hotel.
Bill Clinton happened to be president when according to Ms. Lewinsky, she performed oral sex on the President on nine occasions. On all nine of those occasions, the President fondled and kissed her bare breasts. He touched her genitals, both through her underwear and directly, bringing her to orgasm on two occasions.
George W. Bush happened to be president when the United States suffered the worst attack on American soil since Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.