I'm thinking about quitting sports fandom all together. I root for rough ridin' goats in every league who get piss pounded for years on end and then do something to get my hopes up only to fall flat on their asses in the end. I know for a fact that none of my teams (Chiefs, Royals, Cats Football and Basketball) will ever win a championship while I'm alive. Most years they won't even sniff a championship, so they can be ignored early and forgotten about. But the years when they make a bit of noise or have preseason expectations are the worst and will eventually lead to my premature death.
So, assuming there were no sports, what the hell would I spend my time doing? Banging super models by the bus-load sounds fun?