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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2975 on: October 23, 2018, 10:49:04 AM »
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2976 on: October 23, 2018, 02:41:52 PM »
if you're getting fast food pizza and not currently taking advantage of the jack-o-lantern pizza at papa john's then i just don't even know what to tell you

just look at this adorable son of a bitch (obvs i'd remove the olive eyes asap)



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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2977 on: October 23, 2018, 02:47:28 PM »
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2978 on: October 23, 2018, 03:40:47 PM »
if you're getting fast food pizza and not currently taking advantage of the jack-o-lantern pizza at papa john's then i just don't even know what to tell you

just look at this adorable son of a bitch (obvs i'd remove the olive eyes asap)


I think that's an apple.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2979 on: October 23, 2018, 04:03:21 PM »
maybe it is, but it tastes like pizza and that's all that really matters in my mind's eye


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2980 on: October 23, 2018, 04:03:49 PM »
I made a za too guuys



i do find it interesting that puni apparently starts his rectangle pepperoni toppings by putting a single one in the corner and then whatever fits in the space next to it diagonally and so forth and so on. personally, i would just go across horizontally like 99% of other normal functioning humans. i'm pretty sure he started at the top right corner and went from there.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2981 on: October 23, 2018, 04:07:56 PM »
what's even more curious though is how do you cut a pizza like that? long strips of pizza that go diagonally with the first and last piece being bite size and just containing one pepperoni. i'm honestly baffled by this.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2982 on: October 23, 2018, 04:10:23 PM »
now imagine that you scored a middle piece. great right cause it's really long? not so fast my friend. that thing isn't fitting on a plate and there is no way you are holding it up without the middle or ends sagging and maybe even snapping off. disaster waiting to happen.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2983 on: October 23, 2018, 04:10:33 PM »
I made a za too guuys



i do find it interesting that puni apparently starts his rectangle pepperoni toppings by putting a single one in the corner and then whatever fits in the space next to it diagonally and so forth and so on. personally, i would just go across horizontally like 99% of other normal functioning humans. i'm pretty sure he started at the top right corner and went from there.

no.  he went north-south (as pictured) in a 7-6-7 repeating pattern.  things got ugly when he tried to remove the pizza from the pan it cooked in and the bottom horizontal row slid south.


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2984 on: October 23, 2018, 04:13:14 PM »
I made a za too guuys



i do find it interesting that puni apparently starts his rectangle pepperoni toppings by putting a single one in the corner and then whatever fits in the space next to it diagonally and so forth and so on. personally, i would just go across horizontally like 99% of other normal functioning humans. i'm pretty sure he started at the top right corner and went from there.

no.  he went north-south (as pictured) in a 7-6-7 repeating pattern.  things got ugly when he tried to remove the pizza from the pan it cooked in and the bottom horizontal row slid south.


yikes, you're probably right. like chings said though, infuriating.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2985 on: October 23, 2018, 04:14:47 PM »
it will always look like a confederate flag on acid, to me.  but also a pizza.


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2986 on: October 23, 2018, 04:19:47 PM »
no good way to cut it though. i hate cutting a roni in half and that pizza is going to be nothing but half ronis as far as the eye can see.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2987 on: October 23, 2018, 04:26:34 PM »
just do a circle pizza for crying out loud


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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2988 on: October 23, 2018, 04:28:38 PM »
Puni's pepperoni placement is great, most efficient use of the space
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2989 on: October 23, 2018, 04:31:49 PM »
Mrs. Wacky is on like a big health kick and she makes mini pizzas for herself that have a cauliflower crust.  :Yuck:

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2990 on: October 23, 2018, 04:59:57 PM »
Mrs. Wacky is on like a big health kick and she makes mini pizzas for herself that have a cauliflower crust.  :Yuck:

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2991 on: October 23, 2018, 06:23:19 PM »
Mrs. Wacky is on like a big health kick and she makes mini pizzas for herself that have a cauliflower crust.  :Yuck:

The ones I’ve had are actually pretty good.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2992 on: October 23, 2018, 07:30:31 PM »
I’ve never really tried it, but she seems to enjoy them.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2993 on: October 23, 2018, 08:06:24 PM »
fathead pizza crust is pretty damn good too.  still mastering the cook time before adding toppings and cooking the rest of the way.
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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2994 on: October 23, 2018, 08:59:31 PM »
pan fry the pepperonis before putting on the pizza for ultimate crispy pepperoni goodness

Crispy pep is garbo

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2995 on: October 23, 2018, 09:01:12 PM »
I have actually ascended beyond the pizza hangover, usually because I end up eating 6000-7000 calories everytime I get pizza.

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2996 on: October 23, 2018, 09:29:30 PM »
I made a za too guuys

But where is the crust?  What are you supposed to put your thumb on while you hold the slice?

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2997 on: October 23, 2018, 09:38:29 PM »
Fold and eat like a taco?  How crisp is that crust?

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2998 on: October 23, 2018, 09:48:03 PM »
crispness: medium

it can hold itself up but doesnt shatter if folded.

i put my thumb on the perimeter of the cut or crust edge. between my thumb and forefinger from the sides like a bruschetta

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Re: Pizza Thread
« Reply #2999 on: October 23, 2018, 11:17:44 PM »
I think your pizza looks delicious, puni. Wish we could crush the whole thing with a few+ libations!!