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Title: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 05, 2022, 02:00:27 PM
As an alum of their rival school and having spent much time around 'Bammers, I am here to answer your questions.
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: wetwillie on December 05, 2022, 02:06:34 PM
Hi Wippuh,

Quick question for you.

Why won’t you leave us alone?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 05, 2022, 02:09:00 PM
Why won’t you leave us alone?

I like to think of myself as the personification of a KSU football player on this board.  A 2 star, patchy facial hair white boy that is only accepted walking on here.
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: pissclams on December 05, 2022, 02:15:29 PM
dear the_wippuh,  welcome home.  have you considered entering the portal and coming to ksu catz university with your remaining eligibility?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 05, 2022, 02:23:07 PM
dear the_wippuh,  welcome home.  have you considered entering the portal and coming to ksu catz university with your remaining eligibility?

Hi clams, pleasant to hear from you, it warms my heart.  In relation to your question, my family and I are praying over the decision.  I have narrowed my choices down to KSU, the Jaspers of Manhattan or Thompson High School right outside of Birmingham.
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Pete on December 05, 2022, 02:53:08 PM
Saban says he does not worship the devil. Is he lying?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: ben ji on December 05, 2022, 03:00:02 PM
Did the trees on toomers corner ever recover after that barner Updike poisoned them?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Phil Titola on December 05, 2022, 03:02:15 PM
What part of Alabama do all the elephants reside?

Is it true that Alabama specifically asked for K-State not to be invited to the SEC for fears of losing their stranglehold?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: EMAWzifried on December 05, 2022, 10:21:02 PM
Who was right, Skynyrd or Neil Young?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on December 06, 2022, 09:43:31 AM
Outside of Mississippi, are there any states in the US that would be more undesirable to live in?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 06, 2022, 11:30:24 AM
Saban says he does not worship the devil. Is he lying?

More of a collaboration vs worship.  It's well known that he eats newborns as his part of his bargain with the devil.

Did the trees on toomers corner ever recover after that barner Updike poisoned them?

Updike?  Is that sorta like Manhatten?  Barner?  Please, update your colloquialism knowledge.

What part of Alabama do all the elephants reside?

Is it true that Alabama specifically asked for K-State not to be invited to the SEC for fears of losing their stranglehold?

Elephants in Alabama reside on sidewalks and within framed pictures upon mobile home walls.

And yes, Alabama asked for a couple of things a few years back.  First, they asked that UAB have its football program shut down because they feared the Blazers.  That almost succeeded.  Next, they asked for Missouri to be admitted into the SEC vs Kansas State.  Many talk about the tv contracts and such, but this was around the time that  Synder still roamed the sideline in Manhattan and they were obviously afraid of him.

Who was right, Skynyrd or Neil Young?

Neil Young is a Canadian alien.

Outside of Mississippi, are there any states in the US that would be more undesirable to live in?

Sandstone, Alabama is a lovely place.  Not only are the college sports top notch but it has a lot of perks.  Please visit https://alabama.travel/online-vacation-guide to learn more.  There's a tutorial that will help guide you through the site too!
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 06, 2022, 11:52:30 AM
What are some popular things to do in Alabama other than dialysis?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 06, 2022, 12:30:38 PM
What are some popular things to do in Alabama other than dialysis?

Rooting for the Tide and siblings.
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Winters on December 06, 2022, 12:37:25 PM
Do Bama fans complain about refs like Iowa St fans do?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: I_have_purplewood on December 06, 2022, 02:05:48 PM
Do Alabama kids really refer to their parents as, Ma & Pa?  Will I have to hear a ton of that from the Alabama contingent if I go to New Orleans for the game?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 06, 2022, 02:16:56 PM
what does skunk taste like?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 06, 2022, 02:30:25 PM
Is it true the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Cire on December 06, 2022, 03:04:38 PM
Do you say "My daddy, ..."
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 06, 2022, 03:20:49 PM
Do Bama fans complain about refs like Iowa St fans do?

Alabama fans only complain about Saban and how shitty he is. 

Do Alabama kids really refer to their parents as, Ma & Pa?  Will I have to hear a ton of that from the Alabama contingent if I go to New Orleans for the game?

Please see below.  You'll be hearing a lot of 'Roll Tide's and 'oh, my dear, my On Clouds have been scuffed on our visit to the French quarter'.

what does skunk taste like?

Woodsy, sweet and fruity.  None of that Humboldt BS.

Is it true the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

The Chinese are believed to have invented the first natural bristle toothbrush in the 1400s, using pigs' hair for the bristles and bone or bamboo for the handles. These toothbrushes were taken to Europe, and this design was adapted to use horsehairs, which many Europeans preferred.

Do you say "My daddy, ..."

No.  'Diddy' is the preferred nomenclature.  As in, 'Diddy made a wagon wheel from a 2x4.'
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 06, 2022, 03:28:15 PM


Is it true the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

The Chinese are believed to have invented the first natural bristle toothbrush in the 1400s, using pigs' hair for the bristles and bone or bamboo for the handles. These toothbrushes were taken to Europe, and this design was adapted to use horsehairs, which many Europeans preferred.




Interesting.  I just assumed Alabama because if it was invented any where else I thought it would be called a teethbrush.
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Boakai on December 06, 2022, 11:02:53 PM
Which region of Alabama has the highest amount of UhpDawg?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 07, 2022, 09:07:35 AM
Which region of Alabama has the highest amount of UhpDawg?

What's UhpDawg?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Cire on December 07, 2022, 09:20:55 AM
Is it true that at bowl games, fans of whomever Alabama is playing often wake up in a hotel room bathtub missing their teeth?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 07, 2022, 09:24:51 AM
out of curiousity i went over to the google dot com and searched "dentist in alabama" and it wasn't able to find anything

sorry that wasn't a question. more of a comment, really.
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Boakai on December 07, 2022, 09:41:27 AM
Which region of Alabama has the highest amount of UhpDawg?

What's UhpDawg?

Nothing much what’s up with you?

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Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 07, 2022, 03:41:37 PM
Is it true that at bowl games, fans of whomever Alabama is playing often wake up in a hotel room bathtub missing their teeth?

After a hard time of having fun, waking up in a foreign place can be disorienting at first.  Hopefully they get their bearings and find their teeth.

out of curiousity i went over to the google dot com and searched "dentist in alabama" and it wasn't able to find anything

sorry that wasn't a question. more of a comment, really.

Very surprising.  I had a 2:00 appointment today, not even joking, with my dentist.  Simply a cleaning with Dr. Tate, lovely women.


Nothing much what’s up with you?

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Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: kstater on December 07, 2022, 05:38:20 PM


Is it true that at bowl games, fans of whomever Alabama is playing often wake up in a hotel room bathtub missing their teeth?

After a hard time of having fun, waking up in a foreign place can be disorienting at first.  Hopefully they get their bearings and find their teeth.

out of curiousity i went over to the google dot com and searched "dentist in alabama" and it wasn't able to find anything

sorry that wasn't a question. more of a comment, really.

Very surprising.  I had a 2:00 appointment today, not even joking, with my dentist.  Simply a cleaning with Dr. Tate, lovely women.


Nothing much what’s up with you?

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Me thinks you've never been to a dentist if you  are saying your Dr cleaned them. 

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Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 08, 2022, 01:10:04 PM

Me thinks you've never been to a dentist if you  are saying your Dr cleaned them. 

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You can do better.
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 08, 2022, 03:23:28 PM
what does possum taste like?
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: ben ji on December 08, 2022, 05:25:21 PM
what does possum taste like?

One of our hilljacks from WV answered this a couple of years back, said it tastes like raccoon but a little chewier.
Title: Re: AMA About Alabama
Post by: Winters on December 08, 2022, 05:29:24 PM
What percentage of their urine is tobacco spit?