Author Topic: LOL TRUMP (Read 652447 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10400 on:** April 19, 2024, 01:09:46 PM »

5 D chess

Spracne · « **Reply #10401 on:** April 19, 2024, 01:38:15 PM »

Damnit. I was coming here to post that Tweet about Stinky.

CNS · « **Reply #10402 on:** April 19, 2024, 01:57:15 PM »

He is marking jurors so that they can be sniffed out and confronted in the wild.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #10403 on:** April 19, 2024, 02:02:23 PM »

Look, we all know what happens on a steady diet of McDonald's and KFC.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #10404 on:** April 19, 2024, 02:02:48 PM »

Quote from: CNS on April 19, 2024, 01:57:15 PM

He is marking jurors so that they can be sniffed out and confronted in the wild.

Given how far his supporters are up his ass they are probably pretty intimate with the smell of their dear leader

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #10405 on:** April 19, 2024, 09:57:39 PM »

What is the o/u on number of consecutive days before Trump can makes it an entire day without falling asleep/sleepfarting in court?

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #10406 on:** April 22, 2024, 01:48:14 PM »

masterclass is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this word salad

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10407 on:** April 22, 2024, 01:52:50 PM »

If he does pirate trump the rest of this election I will be elated

Spracne · « **Reply #10408 on:** April 22, 2024, 02:09:39 PM »

Yarr, I'm just here to support me hubby

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #10409 on:** April 22, 2024, 03:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on April 22, 2024, 02:09:39 PM

Yarr, I'm just here to support me hubby

Will you pledge to do all of your pit posting in piratespeak?

Spracne · « **Reply #10410 on:** April 22, 2024, 03:08:47 PM »

Quote from: Sandstone Outcropping on April 22, 2024, 03:01:07 PM

Quote from: Spracne on April 22, 2024, 02:09:39 PM
Yarr, I'm just here to support me hubby
Will you pledge to do all of your pit posting in piratespeak?

I will do me best, which is to say not much.

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #10411 on:** **Today** at 09:44:19 AM »

Arrr, bleach n powerful lights, me hardies.

https://x.com/BidenHQ/status/1782780187047788773

Cire · « **Reply #10412 on:** **Today** at 09:46:19 AM »

bend over and show hole for the healing light me boys

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10413 on:** **Today** at 10:16:02 AM »

Aye, ye best send that light deep into Davie Jones's locker.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10414 on:** **Today** at 10:17:51 AM »

arrr! Into me butthole I will send ye tremendous blasts of light

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #10415 on:** **Today** at 10:29:46 AM »

This was the day I knew we be more screwed than a tramp steamer stuck in the doldrums of the salty Sargasso Sea:

https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1782752836087906642

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10416 on:** **Today** at 11:02:41 AM »

Arrr, it do sound to me that a landlubber named Pecker be rough ridin' we. The "National Enquirer" be no friend to we pirates.

steve dave · « **Reply #10417 on:** **Today** at 11:12:49 AM »

Avast! Mine wench have no need to be part of these talks of me search for booty. Fair winds!

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1782801769409503479

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #10418 on:** **Today** at 01:23:48 PM »

As we're finally getting a look at what Jack Smith wanted to redact (he's an amazing clown, but very much in the vein of the majority of #blueanon clowns)

It appears that so far the documents are much to do about nothing, but it's also comforting that Don Trump is apparently mentally competent enough to stand before the man on this, while our sitting POTUS was deemed to be a mentally incapacitated old turd and thus was not capable of standing trial for doing the exact same thing that Trump was alleged to have done.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10419 on:** **Today** at 01:26:06 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on Today at 01:23:48 PM

As we're finally getting a look at what Jack Smith wanted to redact (he's an amazing clown, but very much in the vein of the majority of #blueanon clowns)

It appears that so far the documents are much to do about nothing, but it's also comforting that Don Trump is apparently mentally competent enough to stand before the man on this, while our sitting POTUS was deemed to be a mentally incapacitated old turd and thus was not capable of standing trial for doing the exact same thing that Trump was alleged to have done.

Biden banged a hooker!? does that dude ever get out of the sheets?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #10420 on:** **Today** at 01:26:42 PM »

Wrong case #deflectodug

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #10421 on:** **Today** at 01:27:45 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on Today at 01:23:48 PM

As we're finally getting a look at what Jack Smith wanted to redact (he's an amazing clown, but very much in the vein of the majority of #blueanon clowns)

It appears that so far the documents are much to do about nothing, but it's also comforting that Don Trump is apparently mentally competent enough to stand before the man on this, while our sitting POTUS was deemed to be a mentally incapacitated old turd and thus was not capable of standing trial for doing the exact same thing that Trump was alleged to have done.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10422 on:** **Today** at 01:29:51 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on Today at 01:26:42 PM

Wrong case #deflectodug

I was gonna say, he is constantly making record setting love to Dr. Jill. When would he have had the time?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #10423 on:** **Today** at 01:39:44 PM »

It's just good to know that at least one potential candidate for President is very mentally competent. This tends to alleviate the concerns over the fact that the other likely candidate and current POTUS was determined to be mentally feeble and would be considered to be nothing short of a babbling old fool by a jury in a court room.