When I was in 6th grad, my middle school did a field trip to the Omaha zoo from Sioux City. We had a bus with TV's on it and watched the movie Ed starring Matthew Leblanc and a badass chimpanzee baseball player. I was super excited for this trip, because I just got a fresh new Nike shirt that I was wearing that day. Anyways, when we walked into the zoo, I immediately got pooped on by a bird and the total day was ruined. I was the butt of all jokes and I didn't recover from that catastrophe for a solid month. Be careful out there on those Omaha Zoo streets, schreds!