_Fan... I haven't taken my Katpak shirt off since it arrived in the mail about a month ago. It doesn't even smell bad because I use lots of man perfume.
I was more suggesting you bastards run this place like Scientology (sans the detoxification rundown... I hear that crap sux) and start selling status... like 2 katpak heads equals level 6. 2 Katpak heads and some cheese equals level 7... you know. I don't know who would get to be L. Ron Hubbard, but I definitely call dibs on Katie Holmes because I love Dawsons Creek!
Eventually you would have sold so many Katpak Powerups you could buy a big Pontoon to put out on Tuttle Creek to run operations free from government intervention.