Dax, absolutely no one thinks Cats is the best possible alternative. No one. Stop pitting this up. Other people just realize this is only the beginning, but placating the tucks by gently guiding them into the deep end for the first time. They’ve been comfy in the shallow end for years. Relax, bud. You’ll get your Sailor Willie eventually, and we’ll all love it, just like we’ll love all the others that eventually come out, too.