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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2020, 07:17:40 PM »
is coronavirus the adrenaline shot for goEMAW's Mia Thurman?
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« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2020, 07:39:29 AM »
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2020, 08:20:28 AM »
Man, I'm totally loving having an excuse not to go anywhere. I'm reading a book. I'll probably take a nap at some point.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2020, 11:27:53 PM »
Ski resorts closed  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2020, 12:31:06 AM »
Quote from: tdaver on March 14, 2020, 11:27:53 PM
Ski resorts closed  :horrorsurprise:
They should have much sooner. It's one of the reasons Colorado is one of the states leading in infections.

Sidenote: WV still has no reported cases. Is it because their population doesn't come out of the hills?
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #55 on: March 15, 2020, 01:28:55 AM »
Quote from: waks on March 15, 2020, 12:31:06 AM
Quote from: tdaver on March 14, 2020, 11:27:53 PM
Ski resorts closed  :horrorsurprise:
They should have much sooner. It's one of the reasons Colorado is one of the states leading in infections.

Sidenote: WV still has no reported cases. Is it because their population doesn't come out of the hills?
Maintaining a consistently high BAC kills any trace of the virus.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #56 on: March 15, 2020, 07:40:07 AM »
I took two naps yesterday. I love this.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #57 on: March 15, 2020, 09:06:30 AM »
Quote from: waks on March 15, 2020, 12:31:06 AM
Quote from: tdaver on March 14, 2020, 11:27:53 PM
Ski resorts closed  :horrorsurprise:
They should have much sooner. It's one of the reasons Colorado is one of the states leading in infections.

Sidenote: WV still has no reported cases. Is it because their population doesn't come out of the hills?
They are going to win March Madness because no one goes to WV, they only leave.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #58 on: March 15, 2020, 11:41:17 AM »
Quote from: ChiCat on March 13, 2020, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: steve dave on March 13, 2020, 09:07:21 AM
https://twitter.com/drunkatdisney/status/1238435335274717185


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Sea World has to be the grossest too right?  Maybe they're assuming everyone there already has it?

Confirmed, it's ass
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #59 on: March 15, 2020, 11:42:14 AM »
Quote from: Libdork.9 rolled back from 1.0 on March 12, 2020, 11:59:02 AM
I just noticed this morning that I only have 3 rolls of toilet paper left, how screwed am I?

Buy a bidet :gocho:

They're dirt cheap
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #60 on: March 16, 2020, 02:52:23 PM »
I wore a robe while I did almost no work this morning. Went out for a jog over lunch. Passed a couple walking down the street six feet apart. As I approached, they veered over so that they were six feet from me while maintaining the six foot distance between them. I then took a shower and put on the same jeans and swestshirt I wore yesterday.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #61 on: March 16, 2020, 02:58:31 PM »
I wore pants with a button today!
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #62 on: March 16, 2020, 03:06:15 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 12, 2020, 02:45:05 PM
I also stocked up on red bull. So I stay energized to get through all this vodka.
 

Goddamn I forgot how much I love steve dave.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #63 on: March 16, 2020, 03:22:57 PM »
My company just finally sent an email addressing rona, basically no work from home for anyone. Sucks.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #64 on: March 16, 2020, 03:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Libdork.9 rolled back from 1.0 on March 16, 2020, 03:22:57 PM
My company just finally sent an email addressing rona, basically no work from home for anyone. Sucks.

holy crap
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #65 on: March 16, 2020, 03:36:39 PM »
Quote from: michigancat on March 16, 2020, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Libdork.9 rolled back from 1.0 on March 16, 2020, 03:22:57 PM
My company just finally sent an email addressing rona, basically no work from home for anyone. Sucks.

holy crap

Most other departments received orders to work from home today, but my boss doesn't want to do that. I believe he'll give in in another day or two. We've been taking steps to work remotely for the past week.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #66 on: March 16, 2020, 03:41:56 PM »
my company has mandatory WFH but a lot of people are asking for (and receiving) exemptions. :rolleyes:

I'm currently in a timeline review conference call and thankfully someone brought up a "uh, isn't there a shelter in place here?"
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #67 on: March 16, 2020, 03:42:35 PM »
It's not bad for my office, there are only 14 of us and we all have individual offices. The main office just got expanded and is basically a cubicle farm now. T's&p's.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #68 on: March 16, 2020, 08:15:43 PM »
Quote from: waks on March 15, 2020, 12:31:06 AM
Quote from: tdaver on March 14, 2020, 11:27:53 PM
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Sidenote: WV still has no reported cases. Is it because their population doesn't come out of the hills?
It's commonly misdiagnosed as black lung
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« Reply #69 on: March 16, 2020, 10:14:22 PM »
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2020, 03:53:46 PM »
The gray weather really adds to the gloomy aura surrounding this whole thing.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2020, 04:02:58 PM »
https://moabtimes.com/2020/03/17/moab-hotels-now-closed-to-nonlocal-visitors/

Big move for a small town where tourism is essentially the only source of income.
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2020, 04:07:06 PM »
Guys I'm finally getting to try and grow a beard. 
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #73 on: March 17, 2020, 04:15:24 PM »
Quote from: ben ji on March 12, 2020, 11:52:33 AM
Shits gonna get weird in a week or 2
It took less than a week!
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Re: The OFFICIAL combofanning 'rona thread
« Reply #74 on: March 17, 2020, 04:16:00 PM »
Also I guess I had never really even thought of this.


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