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I read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean. Zero bonings to his name you guys. Not even the tip.
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 11:55:38 AMI read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean. Zero bonings to his name you guys. Not even the tip. SCHEMED!
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 11:55:38 AMI read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean. Zero bonings to his name you guys. Not even the tip. He's actually a born-again virgin, which means he gets to bone as many of the ladies as he likes. When he feels like being a virgin again, he just gets born again. The women love it, really.
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on January 24, 2013, 01:26:13 PMQuote from: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 11:55:38 AMI read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean. Zero bonings to his name you guys. Not even the tip. He's actually a born-again virgin, which means he gets to bone as many of the ladies as he likes. When he feels like being a virgin again, he just gets born again. The women love it, really.That's not what In Touch said. They said he was just blowing smoke and is a real actual virgin. His penis is as pure and untouched by evil vaginas as the driven snow. I suppose he's not prohibited from reasserting his virginity through that born again crap if he wants to even though he never lost it in the first place. All-purpose virgin or universal virgin maybe.
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 01:53:52 PMQuote from: Nuts Kicked on January 24, 2013, 01:26:13 PMQuote from: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 11:55:38 AMI read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean. Zero bonings to his name you guys. Not even the tip. He's actually a born-again virgin, which means he gets to bone as many of the ladies as he likes. When he feels like being a virgin again, he just gets born again. The women love it, really.That's not what In Touch said. They said he was just blowing smoke and is a real actual virgin. His penis is as pure and untouched by evil vaginas as the driven snow. I suppose he's not prohibited from reasserting his virginity through that born again crap if he wants to even though he never lost it in the first place. All-purpose virgin or universal virgin maybe. You know how the saying goes, someone who knows and talks a lot about virgins, is probably a virgin themselves.
Sean is the best. Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.
Quote from: Limestone on January 24, 2013, 02:23:14 PMSean is the best. Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. They did not say he doesn't go to the gym. I don't think they like him though. It was not a flattering piece.
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 02:34:34 PMQuote from: Limestone on January 24, 2013, 02:23:14 PMSean is the best. Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. They did not say he doesn't go to the gym. I don't think they like him though. It was not a flattering piece. Have they ever done a flattering piece on anybody? I think probably not.
Oh man, oscar out coaching groce, and now 0 hunk bachelors from UI compared to the super hunk bachelor from K-State that is on this season (sean) who bones everything in sight. Bread, just convert already.
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 02:34:34 PMQuote from: Limestone on January 24, 2013, 02:23:14 PMSean is the best. Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. They did not say he doesn't go to the gym. I don't think they like him though. It was not a flattering piece. I wouldn't like him either if I was a ittle weenie who didn't bone tons of chicks.
Quote from: fanningksu on January 24, 2013, 02:55:21 PMOh man, oscar out coaching groce, and now 0 hunk bachelors from UI compared to the super hunk bachelor from K-State that is on this season (sean) who bones everything in sight. Bread, just convert already.There will never be a UI bachelor fanning. Not a high percentage of attractive dudes. Quite the opposite really. The stud to nerd ratio is very low. Makes life pretty easy for the studs though.
Quote from: Limestone on January 24, 2013, 03:06:15 PMQuote from: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 02:34:34 PMQuote from: Limestone on January 24, 2013, 02:23:14 PMSean is the best. Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. They did not say he doesn't go to the gym. I don't think they like him though. It was not a flattering piece. I wouldn't like him either if I was a ittle weenie who didn't bone tons of chicks.I feel bad for him. Forced to live this bonemaster lie by you bullies and then he's probably going to end up being outed as the next Te'o after he has all of his boning stories debunked. You guys are going to make him have to manufacture catfish stories about all of his fake bonings. He's just not into vaginas (literally).
