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Title: Statue question
Post by: TheTastyGreek on March 16, 2018, 10:58:39 PM
So, first time checking in here in a while... When you guys beat UMBC and then Buffalo, and Weber takes you the first Elite Eight in almost a decade, he's obviously getting a statue. This is inevitable and unavoidable.

My question is: When they make a 12 foot bronze Weber and put him out in front of Bramlage for the rest of time... What brand of lawnmower will he be pushing?

Follow-up question: Bronze is currently trading at $1.85 per pound. Will you need to crowdfund the materials for the lawnmower? And, if so, how can I chip in?

Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 16, 2018, 11:03:04 PM
Lol at this dork
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: MakeItRain on March 16, 2018, 11:17:42 PM
So, first time checking in here in a while... When you guys beat UMBC and then Buffalo, and Weber takes you the first Elite Eight in almost a decade, he's obviously getting a statue. This is inevitable and unavoidable.

My question is: When they make a 12 foot bronze Weber and put him out in front of Bramlage for the rest of time... What brand of lawnmower will he be pushing?

Follow-up question: Bronze is currently trading at $1.85 per pound. Will you need to crowdfund the materials for the lawnmower? And, if so, how can I chip in?

 :love: welcome back

All of our talk about 2010 must have awaken TTG
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: TheTastyGreek on March 16, 2018, 11:22:22 PM
So, first time checking in here in a while... When you guys beat UMBC and then Buffalo, and Weber takes you the first Elite Eight in almost a decade, he's obviously getting a statue. This is inevitable and unavoidable.

My question is: When they make a 12 foot bronze Weber and put him out in front of Bramlage for the rest of time... What brand of lawnmower will he be pushing?

Follow-up question: Bronze is currently trading at $1.85 per pound. Will you need to crowdfund the materials for the lawnmower? And, if so, how can I chip in?

 :love: welcome back

All of our talk about 2010 must have awaken TTG

Love you guys. Once they flashed the next round matchup for UMBC, I knew I had to come visit.

Honestly didn't realize until today that Lawnmower Man was still your head coach. That's a real bitch of a situation... Golden road to the Sweet 16 and beyond, but all it does is buy him an extension. Lucky for me, North Texas disbanded the basketball program 6 years ago, so I never have to worry about this sort of Sophie's Choice.

It's like making a deal with Satan to marry a supermodel, and then once the ink is dry he hands you a Lane Bryant catalog.

Thoughts and prayers, gang. Thoughts and prayers.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: MakeItRain on March 16, 2018, 11:32:19 PM
Ain't no Sophie's Choice. We're headed to the Sweet 16 and we're returning every single player. The ones he's running off have top 150 recruits apparently wanting to take their place. We're in on several top 150's for 2019. Weird oscar has built the program, this is exactly what any non blue blood program should want.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: hatingfrancisco on March 17, 2018, 09:24:29 AM
Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: The Big Train on March 17, 2018, 09:28:50 AM
Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: kso_FAN on March 17, 2018, 10:09:53 AM
Which statue will be bigger, oscar outside the OOD or Ned Yost at the K?
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 17, 2018, 10:11:07 AM
 A JOHN Currie staute would be great
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: hatingfrancisco on March 17, 2018, 11:39:39 AM
Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?
For saving Kstate basketball from itself.

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Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: The Big Train on March 17, 2018, 11:41:14 AM
Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?
For saving Kstate basketball from itself.

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Saving itself from a coach who took it to an elite 8?  Seems weird.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: wetwillie on March 17, 2018, 11:46:10 AM
Knock down Ernie and put Gene Keady in there
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: hatingfrancisco on March 17, 2018, 11:58:41 AM
Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?
For saving Kstate basketball from itself.

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Saving itself from a coach who took it to an elite 8?  Seems weird.
If we don't change the direction we're going,
we're likely to end up where we're headed.

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Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: The Big Train on March 17, 2018, 12:00:03 PM
Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?
For saving Kstate basketball from itself.

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Saving itself from a coach who took it to an elite 8?  Seems weird.
If we don't change the direction we're going,
we're likely to end up where we're headed.

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If you’re going to troll you should have a better argument lined up beforehand.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: hatingfrancisco on March 17, 2018, 12:16:17 PM
I mean I get it.  It would never happen.  That doesn't mean it shouldn't though.

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Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: manpow5 on March 18, 2018, 03:22:09 AM
Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

We'll get urinal cakes of his likeness and put them throughout Bramlage and The Bill.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: Katpappy on March 18, 2018, 03:43:56 PM
So, first time checking in here in a while... When you guys beat UMBC and then Buffalo, and Weber takes you the first Elite Eight in almost a decade, he's obviously getting a statue. This is inevitable and unavoidable.

My question is: When they make a 12 foot bronze Weber and put him out in front of Bramlage for the rest of time... What brand of lawnmower will he be pushing?

Follow-up question: Bronze is currently trading at $1.85 per pound. Will you need to crowdfund the materials for the lawnmower? And, if so, how can I chip in?

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :emawkid: :emawkid: :lol:
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: pissclams on March 18, 2018, 04:16:59 PM
i would hope we remodel the legends room into a non descript dallas hotel room
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2018, 05:52:42 PM
i would hope we remodel the legends room into a non descript dallas hotel room
Drury Inn

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Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: TheTastyGreek on March 22, 2018, 11:25:26 PM
Well, well, well... Now, all you have to do is beat America's Post-UMBC Sweetheart, Loyola, and you're in the Final Four. For the first time in so long, Herbert Hoover was alive to see the last one.

Lifetime contract? Question, no inside info.

Also, if you guys DO knock off Loyola to go with your UMBC scalp... What's next? What else can you destroy that everyone else in the world loves? Can you schedule an exhibition against a basket full of puppies and just drown them all at half court? Beat up Santa Claus? Release a surveillance video showing oscar Weber unplugged Stephen Hawking last week?

You're all monsters, is what I'm saying. Other than beating Kentucky, every good thing that's happening or will happen for you this tournament is a crime against the rest of humanity.

I'm still rooting for you all, and I hope that oscar Weber teabags that Loyola nun on camera before he cuts down the net.

But you should all feel terrible about the good things happening for you.

Shame.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: dal9 on March 22, 2018, 11:38:05 PM
^fetch me a gyro?
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: waks on March 23, 2018, 02:02:23 AM
Well, well, well... Now, all you have to do is beat America's Post-UMBC Sweetheart, Loyola, and you're in the Final Four. For the first time in so long, Herbert Hoover was alive to see the last one.

Lifetime contract? Question, no inside info.

Also, if you guys DO knock off Loyola to go with your UMBC scalp... What's next? What else can you destroy that everyone else in the world loves? Can you schedule an exhibition against a basket full of puppies and just drown them all at half court? Beat up Santa Claus? Release a surveillance video showing oscar Weber unplugged Stephen Hawking last week?

You're all monsters, is what I'm saying. Other than beating Kentucky, every good thing that's happening or will happen for you this tournament is a crime against the rest of humanity.

I'm still rooting for you all, and I hope that oscar Weber teabags that Loyola nun on camera before he cuts down the net.

But you should all feel terrible about the good things happening for you.

Shame.
I don't. But I sure love your stuff.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: J on March 23, 2018, 02:54:14 AM
Oh. My. God. Yeeeeeees

I want this tasty twisty tristy trisquit of a man to dip his wonderful freshly shaven balls into a jar of that whipped marshmallow goodness like he always does and just jam them into my willing mouth like the bad girl that I am.
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: The Big Train on March 23, 2018, 07:38:03 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Statue question
Post by: cfbandyman on March 23, 2018, 07:48:51 AM
I legit lol'd in the airport reading that post. So great