Author Topic: Fake Patty's Day  (Read 70412 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline UCHADBRO

  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 205
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #275 on: March 06, 2014, 02:55:10 PM »
I'm trying to look at that WIBW site and it's working about as well as anything else Topeka based. Anyone else having this problem?

Offline The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9740
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #276 on: March 06, 2014, 02:55:45 PM »
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

Offline TownieCat

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 6993
  • I have no rhythm.
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #277 on: March 06, 2014, 02:56:01 PM »
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

Hopefully this blog post is up in time for the 2015 yard orgy...  :impatient:

Offline Emo EMAW

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 17891
  • Unrepentant traditional emobro
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #278 on: March 06, 2014, 03:08:59 PM »
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

Also, like do you just blindly reach out with your hands?  Or are you more like you're playing Operation?

Offline SkinnyBenny

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16700
  • good time rock-n-roll plastic banana FM type
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #279 on: March 06, 2014, 03:10:47 PM »
Certain positions could lend themselves to balancing a beer on your partner. When, if ever, is it okay to do this?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #280 on: March 06, 2014, 03:12:58 PM »
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

wear a pair of novelty sunglasses, then it doesn't matter.

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #281 on: March 06, 2014, 03:14:22 PM »
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

Hopefully this blog post is up in time for the 2015 yard orgy...  :impatient:

 :Carl:

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #282 on: March 06, 2014, 03:15:09 PM »
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

Also, like do you just blindly reach out with your hands?  Or are you more like you're playing Operation?

you don't get to participate.

Offline Brock Landers

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7088
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #283 on: March 06, 2014, 03:15:51 PM »
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

wear a pair of novelty sunglasses, then it doesn't matter.


I had a similar question about eye contact year when I was a yard orgy noob:

Need to know etiquette for when Go EMAW members participate in FPD Orgies.  Okay to make eye contact or do we need to wear KatPak heads to maintain anonymity??  Just covering my bases here, thanks.

According to mocat's calculations:

No masks required. Think less Eyes Wide Shut and more Caligula-style orgy

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #284 on: March 06, 2014, 03:17:14 PM »
Certain positions could lend themselves to balancing a beer on your partner. When, if ever, is it okay to do this?

Never.

Offline EllRobersonisInnocent

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 7690
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #285 on: March 06, 2014, 03:17:25 PM »
Do I have to RSVP to this? Like are you sending out a facebook invite or can I just show up?

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #286 on: March 06, 2014, 03:18:32 PM »
metalhead, do you think you could whip up a blog post on yard orgy etiquette by Saturday?

yea, probably. any particular topics of interest that you would like me to cover?

mostly just cover it all. even if people know the etiquette, cant help to remind them again. for instance- eye contact first? or no?

wear a pair of novelty sunglasses, then it doesn't matter.


I had a similar question about eye contact year when I was a yard orgy noob:

Need to know etiquette for when Go EMAW members participate in FPD Orgies.  Okay to make eye contact or do we need to wear KatPak heads to maintain anonymity??  Just covering my bases here, thanks.

According to mocat's calculations:

No masks required. Think less Eyes Wide Shut and more Caligula-style orgy

It's all about body language, man. Some people want eye contact, some people don't. If you can't read your partner, you shouldn't be participating.  :th_twocents:

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #287 on: March 06, 2014, 03:21:54 PM »
Do I have to RSVP to this? Like are you sending out a facebook invite or can I just show up?

It's pretty informal.

Offline XocolateThundarr

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5230
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #288 on: March 06, 2014, 03:56:42 PM »
I definitely think Metalhead should wear the K-State mask while participating.  There will need to be several people holding cell phones with their flashes turned on for ambiance tho.
@mikec2w

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #289 on: March 06, 2014, 03:58:11 PM »
I definitely think Metalhead should wear the K-State mask while participating.  There will need to be several people holding cell phones with their flashes turned on for ambiance tho.

natural lighting, it's a front yard orgy.

Offline Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 51559
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #290 on: March 06, 2014, 03:59:20 PM »
Do I have to RSVP to this? Like are you sending out a facebook invite or can I just show up?

It's pretty informal.

Mine is very formal.  My steward has already delivered the first round of invites to last years most valuable participants.  If you have a linen envelope sealed with purple wax at your house, you know what's up.

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 64108
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #291 on: March 06, 2014, 04:10:34 PM »
Yard orgies should be organic, not forced
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline XocolateThundarr

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5230
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #292 on: March 06, 2014, 04:15:31 PM »
I definitely think Metalhead should wear the K-State mask while participating.  There will need to be several people holding cell phones with their flashes turned on for ambiance tho.

natural lighting, it's a front yard orgy.

FPD After Dark

Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk

@mikec2w

Offline Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 51559
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #293 on: March 06, 2014, 04:25:10 PM »
Yard orgies should be organic, not forced

Lol, ok rook

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21337
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #294 on: March 06, 2014, 04:31:22 PM »
are you guys planning on participating in any public FPD orgies in places other than yards? I've been salivating at the thought of the Arby's parking lot orgy for weeks now.

Offline EllRobersonisInnocent

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 7690
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #295 on: March 06, 2014, 04:32:39 PM »
are you guys planning on participating in any public FPD orgies in places other than yards? I've been salivating at the thought of the Arby's parking lot orgy for weeks now.

Pretty trashy imo, atleast walk over to the park

Offline Fedor

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1590
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #296 on: March 06, 2014, 04:33:37 PM »
Yard orgies should be organic, not forced

Lol, ok rook
This really looks like it is coming down to a question of sophistication.  It seems we have a choice between a tasteful, elegantly appointed yard orgy, or rutting in the mud like so many filthy animals.  I know which one I would choose.
I was wrong and I apologize. - michigancat 8/22/14

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21337
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #297 on: March 06, 2014, 04:35:18 PM »
are you guys planning on participating in any public FPD orgies in places other than yards? I've been salivating at the thought of the Arby's parking lot orgy for weeks now.

Pretty trashy imo, atleast walk over to the park

what a snob. elitist orgy snobs not invited to the arby's parking lot at 1130PM CST saturday 15 march 2014. closed toe shoes required.

Offline The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9740
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #298 on: March 06, 2014, 04:39:36 PM »
Yard orgies should be organic, not forced

orgieanic?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 64108
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #299 on: March 06, 2014, 04:48:10 PM »
are you guys planning on participating in any public FPD orgies in places other than yards? I've been salivating at the thought of the Arby's parking lot orgy for weeks now.

Pretty trashy imo, atleast walk over to the park

what a snob. elitist orgy snobs not invited to the arby's parking lot at 1130PM CST saturday 15 march 2014. closed toe shoes required.

Rockin
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite