how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?

[star seed 7]

hey officer daris, this thread is just a hypothetical, no need to print this thread out for your database dossier.

i'm not talking about marijuana (just go into any restaurant kitchen and ask for some), i'm talking the hard stuff like heroin and maybe coke.

i think i'd be able to eventually "score", but it would probably take a week or so of go betweens.  that's a lot of work.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I really wouldn't even know where to start.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

3 phone calls or less.

(not heroin though)

[420seriouscat69]

I would probably be raped/mugged/killed/OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

[HerrSonntag]

I feel like I think I could make some calls and get something worked out, but I feel like all the calls would actually be like "You're looking for what?  I've got 3 kids and work at a bank now, Sonntag"

[Dr Rick Daris]

 

['taterblast]

I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

weirdest #fanningbrag ever

['taterblast]

i have plenty of people from high school on facebook that could probably get me the hookup

[puniraptor]

you monitor the local arrest reports to find out who gets arrested for selling drugs then contact them on facebook

[420seriouscat69]

I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

weirdest #fanningbrag ever

I don't think I would do well around cons.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

weirdest #fanningbrag ever

Fanning has some really seedy friends. He's probably right.

[Fldermaus]

I know where, but have no idea how to broach the subject.  A major limitation is not knowing the units and price.  Seems like you should know how many grams or ounces or whatever in a standard score, and be able to use the the insider terms.  I also don't know anything about pricing, so wouldn't know how much to offer or if I was getting a good deal.

[yoga-like_abana]

Yeah Id feel like Michael Scott if I was trying to buy something


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[Mr Bread]

I would probably raped/mugged/killed'OD'd within 5 minutes of trying.

weirdest #fanningbrag ever

I don't think I would do well around cons.

You'd be fine if you kept your mouth shut and focused on getting the drugs.  If you start bringing up all your typical crap then it would be mere moments before one of them beat the living piss straight out of you.  Just a busted human size piss bag on the side of the road.  And no drugs. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I know where, but have no idea how to broach the subject.  A major limitation is not knowing the units and price.  Seems like you should know how many grams or ounces or whatever in a standard score, and be able to use the the insider terms.  I also don't know anything about pricing, so wouldn't know how much to offer or if I was getting a good deal.

I'm sure you could probably watch a few youtube "how to" videos and figure all of that out.

[star seed 7]

you monitor the local arrest reports to find out who gets arrested for selling drugs then contact them on facebook

hmm, i was looking though the registered offender thing for MHK and i saw my neighbor from earlier this year (was evicted) and she was on there for drug selling, but i heard from another neighbor that she was a pill head.

[mocat]

PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook

[Mr Bread]

PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook

Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics. 

[AbeFroman]

I have an addict cousin (not #fanningbrag). I don't talk to him anymore, but I guess if I hated myself enough I could call him.

[star seed 7]

PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook

Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics.

is this paper bag containing spray paint cans, or did someone spray out all the spray paint into the brown paper bag, so that it's a brown paper bag full of paint now (and dick pics)

[bubbles4ksu]

there isn't a more disgusting feeling than making small talk with your friend's greasy dealer.

[Mr Bread]

PM Unruly, have him talk to his bro on facebook

Yeah, if you want a brown paper bag full of spray paint and some complimentary dick pics.

is this paper bag containing spray paint cans, or did someone spray out all the spray paint into the brown paper bag, so that it's a brown paper bag full of paint now (and dick pics)

You spray some sprays of spray paint into the bag and hold closed and then huff at your leisure.  If you go too crazy you'll obviously destroy the bag.  Know your bag.  You are free to do as you like with the pics. 

[FP TC etc.]

A bartender I'm good friends with told me he could get me any type of drug with just a phone call.

I declined.

[Mr Bread]

Pic suggesto (with story):

Once I got a letter in the mail at my fraternity that had been dropped off by mistake and I opened it and it was full of polaroids of this busted nerdy chick posing seductively and also boning the guy taking the pics and blowing him.  They were all pov so you couldn't see his face. 

So I waited until a buddy of mine went to work that night and broke into his room and put the pics all over his room.  Like on the floor and on his dresser and bed and in some of his drawers and then waited.  He had a very serious girlfriend at the time, but he was also a big cheater with uggo skanks.  So he gets back and sees them and starts freaking out and is all why are these here and who is this girl etc.  And I am like omg bro is this some skank you cheated on your girl with and now she's trying to out you and he's like absolutely not and I'm showing him the crock pictures close up and being like man are you sure this isn't your crock and he's examining them really closely and denying it.  It was great.  I told him it was me eventually, but it took a really long time for him to believe me.  Tore the hell out of his room trying to make sure there weren't anymore there.  Very hilarious.  Then he left them on the mail table by the front door of the fraternity and I don't really know what became of them. 

2nd hilarious aspect is that the chick obviously mailed them to her bf and they never got there.  I bet she was sweating bullets.  Luckily for her they just ended up at a frat with me. 

[star seed 7]

A bartender I'm good friends with told me he could get me any type of drug with just a phone call.

I declined.

a bartender i'm good friends with told me he barely knows where to find alcohol