Embarassing secrets

[Dugout DickStone]

When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 

[Lamesauce]

My girlfriend is a KU fan. Even though she doesn't care about sports.

[KSUTOMMY]

Got piss drunk in high school and shagged a gal with HUGE boobs (only to find out, that they were huge, because the rest of her was huge) - all my buddies LTAO on Monday morning at school.

[TBL]

Got piss drunk in high school and shagged a gal with HUGE boobs (only to find out, that they were huge, because the rest of her was huge) - all my buddies LTAO on Monday morning at school.

Meh. Pussy is pussy is pussy.

[Scary Smart]

When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 

Me too, bro. Mine's name was Izzy. Also, I collected Pokemon cards when I was in elementary school one year. 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Got really drunk, had bad shits, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.

[Dugout DickStone]

When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 

Me too, bro. Mine's name was Izzy. Also, I collected Pokemon cards when I was in elementary school one year. 

Elton.   

[TBL]

Got really drunk, had bad shits, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.

Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  

[Dirty Sanchez]

Got really drunk, had bad cacs, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.

Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  

You had to walk all the way from the kitchen to the bathroom to throw them away?

[yoga-like_abana]

Got really drunk, had bad shits, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.

similar experience only I had turned the shower on(trying to sober up) and passed out while on the toilet for god knows how long and my mother found me butt naked on the toilet.  

[TBL]

Got really drunk, had bad cacs, fell asleep on the can for about 10-15 minutes.

Got drunk at neighbor's apt. Took a piss, farted and shat. Left undies in their bathroom trashcan.  

You had to walk all the way from the kitchen to the bathroom to throw them away?

We used the bathroom to take a piss, on Vattier, thank you.

[bubbles4ksu]

When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 

Me too, bro. Mine's name was Izzy. Also, I collected Pokemon cards when I was in elementary school one year. 

Elton.   

My sister named her's Noonan and Hawkeye.

As for Ging, I sang soprano in the middle school choir in 7th grade. 

[Panjandrum]

When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 

Once high-fived a girl at the end of a date in high school because, frankly, I clammed up and made the first social gesture that came to mind.

[TBL]

When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 

Me too, bro. Mine's name was Izzy. Also, I collected Pokemon cards when I was in elementary school one year. 

Elton.   

My sister named her's Noonan and Hawkeye.

As for Ging, I sang soprano in the middle school choir in 7th grade. 

Wow. For a minute, thought you meant your sister named her chungas.    

[jtksu]

I attempted to blow this massive fart in my living room and instead pinched off a turtle head.  I was standing, wearing shorts and this marble sized turd dropped out of a pant leg.  It was glorious.

[gokatgo]

sometimes I scratch my bad person and get a stinky finger then I'm too lazy to go wash my hands so I just keep on eating my sandwich and chips

[yoga-like_abana]

When I was 5-6 years old, I had a cabbage patch doll.  And I'm a boy.

 

Once high-fived a girl at the end of a date in high school because, frankly, I clammed up and made the first social gesture that came to mind.

thats pretty awesome

[TBL]

I attempted to blow this massive fart in my living room and instead pinched off a turtle head.  I was standing, wearing shorts and this marble sized turd dropped out of a pant leg.  It was glorious.

 

[WillieWatanabe]

may or may not have been caught 

[j rake]

I brought pogs to school five years after they became "uncool" hoping people would remember how much fun they were.

Nobody wanted to play at lunch time. So I sat there with a tube full of 500 pogs and a ham & cheese sandwich.

[HeinBallz]

mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

[PandaXpanda]

mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

also had this happen. just a terrible experience.



sr year of hs i also got caught by mall security while banging an ex in the back of my jeep. 

[TBL]

mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.

[nicname]

sometimes I scratch my bad person and get a stinky finger then I'm too lazy to go wash my hands so I just keep on eating my sandwich and chips

[HeinBallz]

mom walked in on me getting a blowjob one night.  neither of us has ever spoken a word of this to each other.

What about the 3rd party? These details are important.

3rd party....   I'm assuming you mean the girl dangling from my balls.  I ended up marrying her.  We still joke about it; and... another embarrassing part...   she's used this story in the past to help "slow me down"

I think she was more embarrassed than I was because sex was talked about in my family and she grew up ultra sheltered and they NEVER talked about anything sexual at all.   Luckily my mom made up some BS story, as she shielded her eyes walking by us, about how she thought she heard the dishwasher stop and wanted to make sure everything was clean.   Seemed logical at the time.

Although now - Wife won't blow me at my parents house anymore.