Author Topic: amazing animal stories thread (post your own) (Read 241882 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #1925 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:49:56 PM »

one time there was this kind of small dog like dodging in and out of traffic on a fairly busy 4 lane omaha road. I pulled over and called him over and he just jumped into my jeep with me and rolled over on the passenger seat to get his belly rubbed. had a collar so I called the owner and they lived like 4 blocks away. when I got there I brought him to the door and the owner acted all pissed, like, why the hell did you pick up my dog? like he meant for it to be running around in traffic. he was kind of a piece of trash person though. felt bad for the dog.

Katpappy · « **Reply #1926 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:02:57 PM »

SD, you missed your opportunity. Should have asked to use the restroom. Then proceed to crap on the toilet seat and stick a paper sign with a large "SHITHEAD" written across it!

steve dave · « **Reply #1927 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:05:13 PM »

HI KATDADDY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

Katpappy · « **Reply #1928 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:16:43 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 31, 2015, 01:05:13 PM

HI KATDADDY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

I DOING GREAT! AND YOU MY FRIEND?

steve dave · « **Reply #1929 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:19:05 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on March 31, 2015, 01:16:43 PM

Quote from: steve dave on March 31, 2015, 01:05:13 PM
HI KATDADDY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
I DOING GREAT! AND YOU MY FRIEND?

bad....JK AWESOME!

Katpappy · « **Reply #1930 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:25:54 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 31, 2015, 01:19:05 PM

Quote from: Katdaddy on March 31, 2015, 01:16:43 PM
Quote from: steve dave on March 31, 2015, 01:05:13 PM
HI KATDADDY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
I DOING GREAT! AND YOU MY FRIEND?

bad....JK AWESOME!

sys · « **Reply #1931 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:21:12 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 31, 2015, 12:49:56 PM

one time there was this kind of small dog like dodging in and out of traffic on a fairly busy 4 lane omaha road. I pulled over and called him over and he just jumped into my jeep with me and rolled over on the passenger seat to get his belly rubbed. had a collar so I called the owner and they lived like 4 blocks away. when I got there I brought him to the door and the owner acted all pissed, like, why the hell did you pick up my dog? like he meant for it to be running around in traffic. he was kind of a piece of trash person though. felt bad for the dog.

i can sympathize with that owner. people (americans) are always rough ridin' with my dog(s). it is not helpful. my dog knows what he's doing (the other one will eventually), just leave him the eff alone. someone stole (my word) him from in front of a trader joes when he was there waiting for me. i wish i was legal for me to kill that person.