I started reading a book and there were like six spy characters right off the bat and they each had their own undercover spy names and I was like, "Man, eff this crap."
Seriously, eff THIS
Alexei Fyodorovich Karamazov - (Alyosha, Alyoshka, Alyoshenka, Alyoshechka, Alxeichick, Lyosha, Lyoshenka)
Dmitri Fyodorovich Karamazov - (Mitka, Mitya, Mitenka, Mitri Fyodorovich)
Ivan Fyodorovich Karamazov - (Vanya, Vanka, Vanechka)
Agrafena Alexandrovna Svetlov - (Grushenka, Grusha, Grushka)
Katerina Ivanovna Verkhovtsev - (Katya, Katka, Katenka)