Pros: dug will make another opening day and party like Pauly D. I will be able to get premium seats to just about any game this year. So, I will spend lots of time at the K.
Cons: this team is going to be an absolute piece of garbage that will get just thumped. They will have an incredibly hard time scoring runs.
Pros: watching Mondesi develop
Cons: he will probably have a freak injury
Pros: Keller and a few other young pitchers have potential
cons: Ian Kennedy and Duffy make way too much goddam money and frankly I am pretty tired of Duffy
Pros: they apparently have $5 miller lites now
Cons: probably only 12 ounces
Pros: baseball is great