today i had probably the best LH of all time, not even kidding.
my panda express LH's are legendary in their own right but today i just took it all to level 11 on a scale of 1-5 with 5 being the best. yup, that's what she said.
my order: chow mein, sweet fire chicken breast x 2, cream cheese rangoon x 3, a side of teriyaki, and 4 packets of soy sauce.
first thing is first, you're probably wondering what the hell i did with 4 packets of soy sauce. well, the answer is simple, i threw them away. #hacked4life
next up, the chow mein. i spent the first 10-15 minutes of my lunch extracting all of the celery, cabbage, and onions from the noodles. i'm not exactly sure how long this took, i kind of lost track as i was having so much fun with my vegetable removal that i lost track of time. what was left was nothing but delicious chow mein noodles sitting next to a double order of sweet fire chicken. #jealousofmyhack? i threw all of the vegetables away. #hackedlifestyle
boom, open the teriyaki and dip the rangoon into the delicious sauce. after i ate all 3 rangoon, i took the remaining teriyaki and poured it over the sweet fire chicken. #luv2hack
when it's all said and done i absolutely rewrote how to LH and hopefully some of you downgrades took notes because this type of educational experience costs a lot of money at big name schools around the globe.