Jail

[bubbles4ksu]

If you have any habits,  break them now.  I had a boss that went in a couple times. The last time,  he hired a couple friends he met inside. One used to tell me how the boss would s a guys d for cappuccino/coffee.

i know a lot of serious caffeineheads, but none who would suck a dick for coffee who aren't already into sucking dick.

Edit: what i'm trying to say is that your boss must like coffee a whole lot.

[Trim]

You've learned enough law here to fake it; tell all the fellow inmates you're a lawyer and that you're gonna file a class-action lawsuit on their behalf to get everyone sprung and paid.

[Pete]

Chings, I would immediately claim to have a substance abuse problem of whatever kind.

Some states have drug and alcohol treatment programs inside the prison, and sometimes they even have their own buildings/floors/cell blocks.


It's a good way to get out of the general population.

[Bloodfart]

crap is a weapon.  Aim for the eyes.   

<--- except with crap covered hand.

Godspeed chings may he bless and protect you.

[jtksu]

What's the statute of limitations on what you allegedly did?   

I mean,  if its a couple yrs, why not run?

Not sure if that works for active cases,  does it?   I mean,  won't the just arrest him down the road during a traffic stop or something,  find the warrant and send him back to face his trial/sentence?

[jtksu]

If you have any habits,  break them now.  I had a boss that went in a couple times. The last time,  he hired a couple friends he met inside. One used to tell me how the boss would s a guys d for cappuccino/coffee.

I'm trying to think of a single thing I would s a guys d for...   Thank God I don't have a crippling heroin addiction or something.

[eastcat]

Are you sure you're going to prison?

Most non-violent crimes that have sentences less than 1yr can be served in county jail.

[Rage Against the McKee]

You should teach your fellow inmates the inner workings of CHIRP. Tell them that it was 80% ATS last season that they can use it to get rich when they get out because, let's face it, nobody is gong to want to give them a job. It should probably take about 6 months to teach those bozos basic algebra, let alone a mathematical college football predictor, so that should make you some friends and keep them occupied until you can get out.

[jtksu]

Are you sure you're going to prison?

Most non-violent crimes that have sentences less than 1yr can be served in county jail.

Maybe even get to do some work release or something...

[SdK]

When will you know if you are going to prison/jail or not? If you do end up going, when will be be headed in?

[Institutional Control]

Can I be admin while Chingon is gone? I promise that I won't unban Kim Carnes.

[WillieWatanabe]

Can I be admin while Chingon is gone? I promise that I won't unban Kim Carnes.

get in line, bub.

[Cartierfor3]

There will be an older black guy who can get things. Become his best friend. You'll probably have a cell at the end of the row, so just tunnel out of there with a rock hammer.  Also, get a poster of a hot chick to cover up the tunnel.

If you ever get the chance to tar the roof, make sure you take it. You could overhear a guard's financial problems and help him, for a fee of 3 beers for you and your pals.

[OKclone]

There will be an older black guy who can get things. Become his best friend. You'll probably have a cell at the end of the row, so just tunnel out of there with a rock hammer.  Also, get a poster of a hot chick to cover up the tunnel.

If you ever get the chance to tar the roof, make sure you take it. You could overhear a guard's financial problems and help him, for a fee of 3 beers for you and your pals.

Also avoid the sisters, they are no good.