First off, failed screen writer Adam “Russian COLUSION in plain sight” Schiff wants to remind us all that we arm Ukraine so the Ukrainians can fight (and die) the Russians on our behalf.
Now Nancy Pelosi reminds us that the Lord via his son Jesus took the 5 measly little AK 47’s and 2 clips. Jesus ordered the Congress people to sit in the grass. He looked to the heavens and blessed the small gathering of weapons and behold he ordered his “disciples” to distribute the now weapons a plenty stating, “go forth, there are AK’s, howitzers, anti-tank systems, anti-air systems, body armor and cold hard cash for all who are gathered here”.
So, lead by Nancy the head disciple they walked among the many handing out the weapons and cash - indiscriminately and with no accountability.
Awhile later as Nancy and the rest of disciples were approaching the final groups of cannon fodder, I mean people. Still with copious amounts of remaining weapons and cash.
Jesus, son of God shouted down from a distance, “save the leftover for the CIA, they have so little now, it is most certain that they will rejoice in what the Lord our God has given them”.
With that disciples walked toward a small gathering of CIA representatives, huddled in a corner of the many. Frail, disheveled and starving, the CIA reps rose weakly to their feet thanking the disciples for the piles of remaining cash and weapons to divert to various other places on the globe to feed various destabilization and regime change operations.
Now all copiously armed the crowd gathered around campfires and sang praises of thanks and fired off a few rounds indiscriminately into the sky while drinking vodka.
Jesus watching the celebration from a hill turned to his disciples and said coldly, “on the next round I’m gonna get that sonuvabitch McConnell to get more of his people in line or I shall taint the oysters at Fiola Mare as punishment”.
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