Man, with a Squadron like this those MiG's never stood a chance. Here is what I was thinking for the first wave:
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Something like that, dunno. This was really just my first go at it. The 2nd wave, ideally, would clean up what was missed. I want to stress that I haven't given a whole lot of though into this. I am not military trained.