Dear Nike,
This is LHC Bill Snyder. You can tell it's me because I'm writing an old fashioned letter instead of contacting you by any number of more modern and efficient means. Anyway, I have severe dementia. Whatever I tell you is gibberish that should not be listened to. During this, my very last moment of clarity, I request you give us the most elite pro combat uniforms in all the land. I want zero input into them and will let you have the run of the place. Be goofy, I don't give a eff.
Yours,
LHC Bill Snyder
ps. I've now gone into crazy dementia land again. Don't ever listen to me again.