Verne: Look at that squat, never seen a squat like that.
Raff: The kids special
Verne: Unreal!!! He's not even straining and I can see the start of a perfectly formed turd
Raff: He's incredible
Verne: Look at the size and shape of that turd!! It's perfect!!
Raff: I'm telling ya' the kids got talent.
Verne: No peanuts, no corn, best turd I've ever seen.
Raff: He's the greatest, Verne.