Author Topic: Is Texas A&M's army real? (Read 8044 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **on:** December 05, 2016, 10:05:28 AM »

Like, do they go through training and carry guns and stuff? Or do they just get to carry a sword?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:09:02 AM »

I'm told the "boot camp" is pretty challenging

kslim · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:10:23 AM »

Ive been told its hard to stomach the training they go through

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:11:22 AM »

Why would they carry two swords? Are they ninjas?

Joker · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:13:21 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 05, 2016, 10:09:02 AM

I'm told the "boot camp" is pretty challenging

Indeed.

I hear they're not allowed to sit down. Ever. Also required to twirl white towelettes above their heads at all times. Carpal tunnel is rampant throughout the corps.

EMAWzifried · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:19:44 AM »

Had Clinton won, they boys would have been the future chief of staff for the Texas Army.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:28:38 AM »

atm produces the finest logistics officers in the entire national guard.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:31:24 AM »

What on earth is going on here?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:34:15 AM »

as real as some of their national titles

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:35:50 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on December 05, 2016, 10:11:22 AM

Why would they carry two swords? Are they ninjas?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2016, 10:37:22 AM »

Quote from: Joker on December 05, 2016, 10:13:21 AM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 05, 2016, 10:09:02 AM
I'm told the "boot camp" is pretty challenging

Indeed.

I hear they're not allowed to sit down. Ever. Also required to twirl white towelettes above their heads at all times. Carpal tunnel is rampant throughout the corps.

I thought it was the milk men who waved the towels. The army does that, too?

Pete · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:12:36 AM »

Lot of haters in this thread. I think it's admirable that they are people who are willing to throw away their college years to join a fake army without the benefits of the real army. Not everyone has what it takes for fake army sacrifice.

Pett · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:16:47 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on December 05, 2016, 10:31:24 AM

What on earth is going on here?

A basic cadet hazing routine

Pete · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:17:11 AM »

I mean, I sit and think about how Limestone and I spent our college years and it was a waste. Living with near zero responsibilities, lustfully engaging in the company of coeds...spending nearly every day of those years thinking "what would be the most fun right now," and then doing that.

We could have been shaping and improving ourselves in the rigor of a near-real army.

Opportunities lost.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:18:36 AM »

What exactly does this army defend?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:20:07 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on December 05, 2016, 11:18:36 AM

What exactly does this army defend?

A dog if I iirc correctly

CNS · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:20:25 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on December 05, 2016, 11:18:36 AM

What exactly does this army defend?

Their virginity, I would guess.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:29:11 AM »

I don't believe they are given guns during their army training because some of them aren't even responsible enough to handle a saber:

kslim · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:34:06 AM »

Have the jars been discussed yet?

So gross

jar · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:58:12 AM »

Quote from: kslim on December 05, 2016, 11:34:06 AM

Have the jars been discussed yet?

So gross

kslim · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2016, 12:02:18 PM »

deputy dawg · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2016, 12:23:12 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on December 05, 2016, 11:29:11 AM

I don't believe they are given guns during their army training because some of them aren't even responsible enough to handle a saber:

That right there is aggravated assault. Good for prison time in Kansas. Not sure what it would get you in Texas. Promotion in aTm's near-army?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2016, 01:51:17 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 05, 2016, 11:20:07 AM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on December 05, 2016, 11:18:36 AM
What exactly does this army defend?

A dog if I iirc correctly

The live one? Or the dead ones in the endzone?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2016, 03:09:32 PM »

There is just so much crazy stuff going on at this school that it is hard to keep it all straight. You mean they have dead dogs buried in their end zone?

Kat Kid · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2016, 03:23:07 PM »

I don't even think they get to carry their swords around any more. Also, I think Rick Perry was in the corps.