Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)

[sonofdaxjones]

The KC Too Cool for Schoolers - A perpetually triggered about things from decades (and now) ago production

[Rage Against the McKee]

The best thing about the name change will be never hearing the phrase "Chiefs Kingdom" ever again. Chiefdoms have chiefs, Mitch, you dumbass.

[mocat]

The best thing about the name change will be never hearing the phrase "Chiefs Kingdom" ever again. Chiefdoms have chiefs, Mitch, you dumbass.

agreed. and Mayors have municipalities

[yoga-like_abana]

The Kansas City Lights

Great name, great song

[Pete]

I propose Kansas City Beef.  Still sounds like Chiefs during the National Anthem. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Clay Travis, current maga spokesman has infomred me that if you go woek you go broke and we all know the Chiefs love money over everything so this will never happen.  Chiefs is here to stay along with the chop.

At the end of the day maga and its formidable economic might will speak through the free market.

[Cartierfor3]

I propose Kansas City Beef.  Still sounds like Chiefs during the National Anthem. 

That's really good and why I suggested Breeze. I prefer Breeze over Beef but either is cool with me.


The thing with Breeze is it's so smooth and cool. Other teams are trying to be so tough and look at us, just chilling and winning. We'd be the only NFL team with a Z in the name I think, that's the coolest letter.

[Spracne]

I propose Kansas City Beef.  Still sounds like Chiefs during the National Anthem. 

That's really good and why I suggested Breeze. I prefer Breeze over Beef but either is cool with me.


We'd be the only NFL team with a Z in the name I think, that's the coolest letter.

Since we're in the pit, 

[Cartierfor3]

The Breeze Kingdom. The Beef Kingdom. Both are fantastic.


After a big loss:

OVERCOOKED!
Beef mistakes in finale minute lead to loss in Philadelphia

THEY HUFFED AND THEY PUFFED!
But the Breeze come up short in loss to Atlanta

After a big win:

SIZZLIN'!!!!
Beef serve up another blowout win in Las Vegas

Makes me Feel Fine!
Breeze cool down red hot New England for 5th win in a row

[BIG APPLE CAT]

i would avoid BEEF for now because lets just be real you guys, the (nee) Chiefs love to air it out. the GROUND BEEF headlines would pretty much write themselves but that's more for a run-first type offense perhaps the steelers come to mind but they really don't have any reason to change their name for an absolute goldmine of headline material because steelers makes sense for them and also is not problematic (to the best of my knowledge).

[Dugout DickStone]

"where's the beef" after a big loss would be cringy

[Cartierfor3]

BEEF EM UP BEEF EM UP KC BEEF

[star seed 7]

New stadium is called the porterhouse and the chop is is called the longbone

[CHONGS]

KC Strips

Think of the possibilities...(get in here @Katpappy)

[Cartierfor3]

New stadium is called the porterhouse and the chop is is called the longbone

BENGALS COME HOME HUNGRY!!
Mahomes chops for 3 Touchdowns in the air and patty melts another on the ground as KC BBQ's Cincinnati 31-20

[Cartierfor3]

BOVINE DEVELOPS A HUNGER FOR POULTRY
KC chews the cud of the Cardinals in big road win

[BIG APPLE CAT]

A Rare miSTEAK - that's the headline when they lose b/c of some goofy play

Rib-BYE - key player leaves the team

Beef SMELLington - when they are having a down year

Beef Left Stewing Over Controversial Call - that one is pretty obvious i think but for those who don't get it, you use this headline when they lose a game over a controversial call

BLOATed Roster - when the salary of one or more players is called into question b/c quite frankly that player isn't worth a hill of beans (or other legume like alfalfa)

COWardly Playcalling Leaves Team Roasted - again, obvs

Are You SEARious?!?! - i mean, this baby's got some versatility it can be righteous indignation or celebrating a most unlikely outcome it can just really do it all

[BIG APPLE CAT]

CF3 if you wanna do the thing w/ the big red headline or whatever with any of those ^ you have my permission no citation needed

[Cartierfor3]

BAC those are all so good

[Cartierfor3]

BURNT ENDING
Mistake in the secondary leads to last late game TD, KC loses in Miami

[Dugout DickStone]

The KC Too Cool for Schoolers - A perpetually triggered about things from decades (and now) ago production

Patty the Cool

Mahomes throws for 5 TDs as the Too Coolers destroy Denver in front of the best looking, wealthiest and most in shape crowd in NFL history

 

[sonofdaxjones]

Sophomoric efforts from the usuals 

As expected and #onbrand   

[Cartierfor3]

Sometimes people bring the pit to the wrong parts of this blog, so I'm saying the best defense is a good offense. Bringing the party to the pit

The KC Too Cool for Schoolers - A perpetually triggered about things from decades (and now) ago production

Patty the Cool

Mahomes throws for 5 TDs as the Too Coolers destroy Denver in front of the best looking, wealthiest and most in shape crowd in NFL history

 

 

[Trim]

GONE WITH THE WIND

Days after KC franchise changes name to Breeze, organized football permanently shuts down following latest safety tragedy

[BIG APPLE CAT]

QUARTER POUNDER

Beef offense puts up 24 4th quater points en route to historic come from behind victory