Hire Leach Riot!!!!
flashmob!!!
Maybe a mass e-mail campaign to Currie?
No, flashmob is the best. Shows large numbers but, as long it is in line dance or folky form, will also not anger most shirt tucks into resistance.
Flashmob is a fantastic idea. If it doesn't work, and this should be obvious by the midpoint of the first play of Achy(sp) Breaky Heart, it can always be turned into an impromptu riot.
The flashmob would then just be a good warm up for flipping cars.