Author Topic: Master Submarine Thread (Read 46482 times)

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #175 on:** February 07, 2014, 12:59:44 PM »

Is "all stop quick quiet" a thing?

mocat · « **Reply #176 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:06:29 PM »

things i would say a lot in matthew mccconaughey voice:

"chief, take us down to two hundred meters"

"chief, make us as silent as a hole in the water"

"chief, i need you to refuckulate the port screw valve on the crank carbonator bearing clamps, or we're going to be fish food before you take your next stogie break in the torpedo john"

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #177 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:12:30 PM »

What's it like to find out who played in and/or won the Superbowl like days or weeks after it happened?

mocat · « **Reply #178 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:13:32 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 07, 2014, 01:12:30 PM

What's it like to find out who played in and/or won the Superbowl like days or weeks after it happened?

WGAF? you are driving around under the ocean in a giant nuclear penis

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #179 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:20:23 PM »

where does all the poop go?

steve dave · « **Reply #180 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:22:45 PM »

if you launch a torpedo at an enemy boat and a dolphin or orca or something swims in the way will it just blow the eff out of it or will it bounce off and not detonate?

cDubya · « **Reply #181 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:23:30 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 07, 2014, 01:20:23 PM

where does all the poop go?

Fish food

puniraptor · « **Reply #182 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:25:03 PM »

Quote from: mocat on February 07, 2014, 01:13:32 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 07, 2014, 01:12:30 PM
What's it like to find out who played in and/or won the Superbowl like days or weeks after it happened?

WGAF? you are driving around under the ocean in a giant nuclear penis

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #183 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:26:23 PM »

Quote from: cDubya on February 07, 2014, 01:23:30 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 07, 2014, 01:20:23 PM
where does all the poop go?

Fish food

and the pee pee?

puniraptor · « **Reply #184 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:27:43 PM »

did you guys have a mini sub for launching secret navy seal diver attacks for like clandestine oil tanker sabotage and stuff?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #185 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:30:06 PM »

did anyone ever actually say "damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead"

steve dave · « **Reply #186 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:30:24 PM »

what's the best ocean? pacific probably?

cDubya · « **Reply #187 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:32:42 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 07, 2014, 01:27:43 PM

did you guys have a mini sub for launching secret navy seal diver attacks for like clandestine oil tanker sabotage and stuff?

Only certain boats have mini-sub missions, but I had SEAL 'riders' before.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #188 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:33:17 PM »

Do the Russians really speak English on their boats as portrayed in the Hunt for Red October?

puniraptor · « **Reply #189 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:35:37 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 07, 2014, 01:33:17 PM

Do the Russians really speak English on their boats as portrayed in the Hunt for Red October?

there was a language transition scene to simulate your brain morphing into a russian brain

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #190 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:39:01 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 07, 2014, 01:33:17 PM

Do the Russians really speak English on their boats as portrayed in the Hunt for Red October?

"Some things in here don't react well to bullets."

Institutional Control · « **Reply #191 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:39:40 PM »

Quote from: cDubya on February 07, 2014, 01:32:42 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on February 07, 2014, 01:27:43 PM
did you guys have a mini sub for launching secret navy seal diver attacks for like clandestine oil tanker sabotage and stuff?

Only certain boats have mini-sub missions, but I had SEAL 'riders' before.

Oh man. Was your captain ordered to fire nukes on Pakistan shortly after you picked up those SEALs in the Persion Gulf? When your captain refused was he fired at by the USS Illinois?

puniraptor · « **Reply #192 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:40:39 PM »

were there ever any SNAFUs in the transporter room? like two peoples bodies all jumbled up when you beamed them in?

michigancat · « **Reply #193 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:41:33 PM »

how far from port would you patrol? Like, the guy that only had atlantic ports, did you ever make it all the way to the pacific? Do subs take the Panama Canal?

michigancat · « **Reply #194 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:41:47 PM »

Also I think "skimmer" is probably my favorite lingo here.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #195 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:43:06 PM »

could you bring girls back to the sub when you were in port?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #196 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:43:44 PM »

Do you think staying in this hotel would be similar to living in a sub?
http://www.deep-ocean-technology.com/home/projects/underwater_hotel/virtual_room.html

michigancat · « **Reply #197 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:45:01 PM »

what were SEAL's called in Navy lingo?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #198 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:47:11 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 07, 2014, 01:45:01 PM

what were SEAL's called in Navy lingo?

Frogs

mocat · « **Reply #199 on:** February 07, 2014, 02:25:25 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 07, 2014, 01:33:17 PM

Do the Russians really speak English on their boats as portrayed in the Hunt for Red October?

have you even watched the movie?