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Favorite captain?

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Voting closed: August 06, 2012, 03:46:23 PM

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Favorite captain?
« on: August 03, 2012, 03:46:23 PM »
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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 03:47:37 PM »
Definitely crap. 


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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 03:48:06 PM »
CRUNCH.


oh, and crap.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2012, 03:48:15 PM »
it's ironic, trim, because captain crap gives us golden info (stockmarket worthy, no doubt lol) and captain stockmarket gives us nuggets of crap.  pure solid human waste.  feces, basically.


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Favorite captain?
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2012, 03:49:03 PM »
meaty

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2012, 03:49:48 PM »
   Kangaroo

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2012, 03:50:53 PM »
I voted for stockmarket.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2012, 03:55:21 PM »
Planet, definitely Planet.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2012, 03:57:42 PM »
2 choices on this one, guys.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2012, 04:05:08 PM »
Well, obviously my vote is for CC.


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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2012, 04:09:10 PM »

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2012, 04:10:38 PM »
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2012, 04:13:39 PM »
Dang, solid choice Y-L_A.

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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2012, 04:16:11 PM »
Better do some campaigning, BTK.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2012, 04:18:20 PM »
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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2012, 04:21:47 PM »
AMERICA

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2012, 04:26:07 PM »
maybe the poll should list every captain so that it can be clearly determined that captain stockmarket is the worst possible captain. and next we can do human beings to determine the same.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2012, 04:28:23 PM »
maybe the poll should list every captain so that it can be clearly determined that captain stockmarket is the worst possible captain. and next we can do human beings to determine the same.

List every human being? Good idea, I'll start with the A's.
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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2012, 04:30:48 PM »
maybe the poll should list every captain so that it can be clearly determined that captain stockmarket is the worst possible captain. and next we can do human beings to determine the same.

It's between goEMAW captains.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2012, 04:53:54 PM »
Ron.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2012, 04:57:26 PM »
maybe the poll should list every captain so that it can be clearly determined that captain stockmarket is the worst possible captain. and next we can do human beings to determine the same.

It's between goEMAW captains.

Ron.

this is why i suggested including all captains. people are getting rough ridin' cute about it rather than voting against captain stockmarket.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2012, 05:03:56 PM »
this is why i suggested including all captains. people are getting rough ridin' cute about it rather than voting against captain stockmarket.

Plenty of people are voting against captain stockmarket.  I didn't.  I don't care if people want to post their fave non-goEMAW captains, so long as they select between our two.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2012, 05:51:48 PM »
Captain Memo, captain of the clearwater, fl drunko pirate cruise.  Loves Freemaw and can steer his pirate boat with just his foot.

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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2012, 01:07:12 AM »
Captain Memo, captain of the clearwater, fl drunko pirate cruise.  Loves Freemaw and can steer his pirate boat with just his foot.

oh man, lock the thread.  OTK just buried the winner at the buzzer.
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Re: Favorite captain?
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2012, 02:10:27 AM »
Yeah you pay to cruise, the shipmates entertain the children, beers and wines complimentary for 2 hours, you talk football with pirate Captain Memo, and get trashed enough to buy the family photo and a skull-crossbones bandana for the dog.

Great cruise kids, let's go eat something really fried.