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Kansas State Football / Re: Vegas had the spread right.

« on: September 20, 2014, 07:02:27 PM »

Y'all are lucky that Gus Malzahn has class and doesn't like to run up the score. We were in FG range which would have won the game by 9 and beaten the spread. Probably would have punched one in for a TD the way that drive was going. I guess Gus Malzahn's class made a few KSU fans some money. Thanks for the easy road win.

Sounds like someone lost their farm 

I lost about the equivalent of a trip to the movies. Guess I won't be seeing one this weekend. 

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Kansas State Football / Vegas had the spread right.

« on: September 20, 2014, 01:59:10 PM »

Y'all are lucky that Gus Malzahn has class and doesn't like to run up the score. We were in FG range which would have won the game by 9 and beaten the spread. Probably would have punched one in for a TD the way that drive was going. I guess Gus Malzahn's class made a few KSU fans some money. Thanks for the easy road win.

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Kansas State Football / Re: auburn game

« on: September 19, 2014, 04:27:45 PM »

Why are you so angry?   I mean, I bet Bama didn't expect to be crushed by the Utah Utes in the Sugar Bowl a few years back did they?   It happens, any knowledgeable fan of college football knows that week-to-week in season and the bowls are sometimes two different things entirely.

But the simple fact remains, when we've played Baylor and OU the last two years who have similar athletes to Auburn on offense, they don't drop passes, they're like a machine.

We leave those kinds of points on the field last night and both teams would have crushed K-State by 4 TD's easy.

you act like oklahoma and baylor are immune to having off games. did you catch any of the oklahoma/texas game last year? or the baylor/oklahoma state game?

and incidentally, both texas and oklahoma state who blew out the top 2 teams in the big 12 last season were soundly beaten by SEC teams.

Soundly beaten?   I watched the Cotton Bowl and that game went deep into the fourth quarter.   Plus, don't get me started on how the bottom feeders in the SEC never rise up and beat any of the good teams in the SEC anymore.  It's an absolute feast for the top SEC teams against the bottom of the conference.

No, but bottom tier SEC team (Arkansas) sure do seem to stomp the hell out of middle of the road big12 teams (texas tech)

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Kansas State Football / Re: auburn game

« on: September 19, 2014, 02:47:41 PM »

Texted an EMAW bud several times that I was glad we weren't playing OU or Baylor, otherwise they're breaking in the 3rd stringers by the 4th quarter.

Is this the same Baylor that cakewalked through the big 12 schedule and then lost to UCF by 10 points in the Fiesta Bowl? Or do you think they have improved?

I know you're not a Bama fan, but shouldn't you, you know, being an SEC school fan (and thus by virtue of that know everything there is to know about football) understand that a month to prep for a bowl is, you know, a long time? 

I mean, I bet you thought with a month to prep for FSU, that Auburn was going to roll through them like a hot knife, and while it was a good game.   The SEC school still lost to the ACC team in the natty.   



 

FSU sleep walked through their ACC schedule and come across Auburn, a team that had about 6 narrow escapes for victories in the SEC. It took FSU a kickoff return in the 4th, and another TD with 13 seconds left in the game to beat us. All that says is the SEC>>ACC, and that FSU can play with the big boys too.

But then again, you are comparing Baylors loss to UCF with Auburns loss to FSU... so why am I even arguing with someone with a limited mental capacity? Auburn would crush Baylor. Don't let how AU played against K-State make you think Auburn is a bad team. We looked even worse against Mississippi State last year in game 3 (and that was at home). I think surviving this game against KSU will be huge for helping our team grow and have a shot at winning the West again.

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Kansas State Football / Re: auburn game

« on: September 19, 2014, 02:31:20 PM »

In this instance, the cliche is true: K-State lost this game more than Auburn won it. 3 missed but very makeable field goals, two absurd fumbles, and TLABL missing an open TD that became an INT - that "amazing SEC defense" wasn't responsible for much of that.

The good news is that these problems on offense aren't all that common (well, except for our woeful kicking), and the liklihood of them occuring often, let alone all in the same game, is extremely low. Auburn got lucky, and capitalized on that luck as good teams do. In the meantime, we saw a significantly better defensive performance than last week. Our offense will recover. If our D continues to play at that level, a 9-3 or even 10-2 season is not outside the realm of possibility.

None of this is meant as a putdown to Auburn. Beating a ranked opponent on the road is tough, and they are to be congratulated.

I saw several TDs dropped by the AU WRs as well. Lot of points left of the field last night. I saw 14 by AU and 16 by KSU. I'm thinking the score should have been more like 34-30ish.

Receivers get overthrown / drop balls all the time. Dropping a wide open pass in the end zone to become an INT is more of the fluke variety. Again, Auburn got lucky and capitalized on it. Nothing wrong with that.

I heard this about 10 times last year. Nice to see the luck is still flowing.

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Kansas State Football / Re: auburn game

« on: September 19, 2014, 02:28:59 PM »

Texted an EMAW bud several times that I was glad we weren't playing OU or Baylor, otherwise they're breaking in the 3rd stringers by the 4th quarter.

Is this the same Baylor that cakewalked through the big 12 schedule and then lost to UCF by 10 points in the Fiesta Bowl? Or do you think they have improved?

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Kansas State Football / Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION

« on: September 19, 2014, 08:27:09 AM »

Can't-elied



K-State kicker misses three field goals in 20-14 loss to Auburn, goes home to plate of cold french fries.

In his defense, he did have a better game than Bama's kicker against us last year.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Whatever Auburn's drinking

« on: September 18, 2014, 10:12:38 PM »

I want some. Opponent leaves 17 easy points on the board. Muffed punt snap turns into a 50 yard field flip. One of the most sure handed receivers in the college game not only drops ball in his chest in the end zone but it turns into an interception. Somewhat reliable field goal kicker turns into basket case. Defender falls down on TD reception. Fumble on final scoring drive goes through the hands of the player with the best chance to recover. Two defenders juggle sure interception later in the drive.
Wore damn breaks out, surely.

I don't know what it is, but we have had great luck with teams missing FGs and getting turnover gifts. KSU has a great run defense and definitely could have won. I don't think anyone has held us to 2.8 YPC since... 2012? I was also pleased with the AU defense, but i think KSU impressed the nation tonight. Seriously, you guys should beat a lot of teams this year.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Topography Smack 2014: Week 3 - Auburn

« on: September 18, 2014, 03:30:37 PM »

Weather in Auburn:



Weather in Kansas:

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Kansas State Football / Re: Why is time passing at half speed today?

« on: September 18, 2014, 02:09:16 PM »

I'm leaving early. Soon I'm hoping to be like this at work:   

Your avatar was successful in returning time to normal speed for a good 15 seconds for me. Thank you.

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Kansas State Football / Why is time passing at half speed today?

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:59:41 PM »

Anyone else at work like  ?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry

« on: September 18, 2014, 01:08:09 PM »

switchin' it up to keep things fresh.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Cameron Jerrell Newton

« on: September 18, 2014, 12:36:03 PM »

Hate the playa, love the game. 

He seems like he's grown up a little since he left Auburn, but damn if he wasn't a douche while he was here.  Not Jamies "Skrong" Winston level, but still pretty damn douche.

Unreal player.  It was like a joke when you saw 3rd and 4, you knew it was an automatic first down, no one could stop him.  Best player I've ever seen in college that wasn't wearing a KSU jersey.

And NOTHING is better than that Iron Bowl comeback.  Bama fans still cannot handle that.  With that one and the kick, you can a Bama fan out of the building in 2 seconds.

I know I'm biased, but I would see Cam walking around campus every week when i was in school. He seemed to keep to himself mostly and would usually play video games with a few friends instead of go out to bars. He never did anything stupid and stayed out of trouble. I think a lot of members of the media tried to make him out into more of a villain than he really was.

However, now that he is in the NFL, I have heard stories of how he drops over $100k at a strip club. On that note, I will invoke my 5th amendment right to remain silent.

Please keep the stories of how Cam is a complete stud boss coming

I saw him pass up a line of cars on his scooter to get to the front of the line at a red light one day as I'm waiting to walk across the crosswalk. The lady in the front car rolls her window down and I think Cam is about to receive a lecture on why lane-splitting is dangerous, but all she says is "good luck this weekend" and Cam gives her one of those smiles that somehow shows all 32 of his teeth.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Auburn can eat a dingleberry

« on: September 18, 2014, 12:29:11 PM »

One of the easiest ways to figure out if a fan of another team is a moron is to see how fast they post a picture of a SMOKIN' HOT BABE wearing the gear from their school.

"Oh yeah? If our team was gonna lose, would we have babes wearing our jerseys? Check this picture out bruh!!!"

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Kansas State Football / Re: Cameron Jerrell Newton

« on: September 18, 2014, 12:25:01 PM »

Hate the playa, love the game. 

He seems like he's grown up a little since he left Auburn, but damn if he wasn't a douche while he was here.  Not Jamies "Skrong" Winston level, but still pretty damn douche.

Unreal player.  It was like a joke when you saw 3rd and 4, you knew it was an automatic first down, no one could stop him.  Best player I've ever seen in college that wasn't wearing a KSU jersey.

And NOTHING is better than that Iron Bowl comeback.  Bama fans still cannot handle that.  With that one and the kick, you can a Bama fan out of the building in 2 seconds.

I know I'm biased, but I would see Cam walking around campus every week when i was in school. He seemed to keep to himself mostly and would usually play video games with a few friends instead of go out to bars. He never did anything stupid and stayed out of trouble. I think a lot of members of the media tried to make him out into more of a villain than he really was.

However, now that he is in the NFL, I have heard stories of how he drops over $100k at a strip club. On that note, I will invoke my 5th amendment right to remain silent.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Good luck tonight, little brother

« on: September 18, 2014, 12:13:47 PM »

Is there a less likeable team in American than Auburn? News to me if so.

I'll go with WVU. If you ever have the opportunity of going to Morgantown... don't.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Cameron Jerrell Newton

« on: September 18, 2014, 12:10:11 PM »

So much Camlove ITT. Even from K-State. I'm not sure I like it. I have never seen non AU forums refrain from bashing Cam when the subject is brought up. KSU fans, please say negative things about Cam so I can return to my "hate the enemy" state of mind for gameday.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:

« on: September 18, 2014, 11:51:44 AM »

Never thought we'd see a fanbase here worse than PigAggy...guess I was wrong 

In all honesty, this is probably my favorite away team message board I have ever visited. I have had a blast and I love you guys. But don't act like there haven't been large numbers of KSU fans that have been engaging in the same exact anti-auburn trolling humor as a few AU fans are doing toward KSU. It's game day, and everyone knows rules are put on hold until 4AM the next day.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:

« on: September 18, 2014, 11:42:58 AM »

The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.

All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.

I have it on good authority that LHC LHC Bill Snyder does in fact poop his pants during games. I can't give away my sources though.

Nebraska's coach has pissed his pants on the sidelines a few times, but I've never heard a single account of LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder pooping his.

Here are some examples:





You will see more examples tonight when Auburn gets up by 30.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:

« on: September 18, 2014, 11:15:37 AM »

The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.

All of our guys that will be playing will be better than Whitehead. The guy was named after a zit, for chrissakes.

I have it on good authority that LHC Bill Snyder does in fact poop his pants during games. I can't give away my sources though.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:

« on: September 18, 2014, 10:55:20 AM »

Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

What is the line on how many diapers Snyder ruins tonight? I was thinking a 1 diaper per quarter average. Give me +4

You don't ruin a diaper by pooping in it.  That's like saying you ruin a book by reading it. 

Add ageism to the growing list of bigotries for this one...

Is it really ageism, though? Not all old people poop their pants...

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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:

« on: September 18, 2014, 10:51:54 AM »

Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

See. You already forgot about the humidity that Auburn plays in (and will be bringing with them). Already hard to account for all 3 items, isn't it?

4. Our gum chewing sideline wizard

Vegas has the spread set for "number of double bubble pieces chewed by Malzahn" vs. "number of diapers used by Snyder" set at -9.5, I hear.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:

« on: September 18, 2014, 10:44:43 AM »

Play cards and a fast ball boy? That's a hell of a 1 2 punch

See. You already forgot about the humidity that Auburn plays in (and will be bringing with them). Already hard to account for all 3 items, isn't it?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:

« on: September 18, 2014, 10:41:13 AM »

3.

Our play cards. They will definitely prevent the KSU players / crowd from being able to function correctly.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Good luck tonight, little brother

« on: September 18, 2014, 10:30:46 AM »

It's funny cam Newton and Chris porters fro are the only things you remember from auburn in the last 15 years

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It's funny you can name more AU players in the last 15 years than I can name nationwide FCS players in the last 100 years.