"Perry cries like Mario Balotelli which means he cries a lot, like stop crying, guy"
"You wave the wheat, we wave at the nice farmers that harvest the wheat so we can have tasty bread; well that is unless we have a gluten intolerance or Celiac Disease, then we'll eat delicious Udi's brand products"
"Serpentine Bold Italic is a far superior font to Trajan. Heck Trajan isn't even a recognized word in the android dictionary."
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Those are all amazing and sure to get you on the broadcast and segments on Highly Questionable, Around The Horn, and PTI.