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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2012, 12:17:36 AM »

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #76 on: March 10, 2012, 12:21:25 AM »
IF IT GETS REALLY rough ridin' WILD I MAY EVEN STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT eff THE POLICE

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #77 on: March 10, 2012, 12:24:16 AM »
I'm going to dig up plants in neighborhood yards and put different plant in there.  people will wonder what happened with their plants but it won't be a big deal.  In the heighht of summer I will take a picture from the sky in my friends plane of their plants that will spell out...you guessed it...BONER!

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #78 on: March 10, 2012, 01:46:42 AM »
So where does everybody prefer to do their coke? Bathrooms? Friends places? Backyard patios?  Discuss.

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #79 on: March 10, 2012, 02:11:39 AM »
I plan on consuming illegal substances. MSLH, if you are in aggieville, the bathroom of 1863 is the best.
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2012, 08:26:54 AM »
already had some pig RCPD guy tell me to take it easy or he was going to bust me. told him HE needs to take it easy or I'll bust him.  boom, roasted.

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2012, 08:32:58 AM »
My neighbor is super pissed because I woke him up cranking House of Pain!

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2012, 08:55:28 AM »
already had unprotected sex on some porch.  no idea whose house it was.  if they would have come out during our sexing you can bet I would have assaulted them though. 

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2012, 09:04:31 AM »
I got red and blue cans of paint and and painted anti-kstate stuff on some old guys place.  now everyone will think he hates kstate and dump kitty litter in his lawn and crap

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2012, 09:05:08 AM »
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2012, 09:06:05 AM »
I'm going to dig up plants in neighborhood yards and put different plant in there.  people will wonder what happened with their plants but it won't be a big deal.  In the heighht of summer I will take a picture from the sky in my friends plane of their plants that will spell out...you guessed it...BONER!

Whenever I buy a drink I'm going to ask for all ones. Where it says "ONE" across the back, I'm going to put a "B" before it, and an "R" after it. On every.....single......one. Then it won't be a one dollar bill, it will be a BONER dollar bill. Defacing currency, bitches.

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2012, 09:26:25 AM »
Welp, RCPD already rolled by my pre-orgy make out sesh.  I pretended they weren't there...

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2012, 10:39:57 AM »
I'm going to go out to eat.  I'll ask if they have lemonade, and then order water instead.  I will then ask for a bowl of lemons and sugar and make my own lemonade at the table. 

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #88 on: March 10, 2012, 11:22:48 AM »
Update: Just walked into Fats and barfed right into a fish tank that everyone was bent over drinking out of. Said "wooooooo" then wiped puke off my chin and walked out. That's how we do.

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #89 on: March 10, 2012, 12:10:57 PM »
I have a poop-dollar set up on the SW corner of Moro and 12th.  If you see a dollar on the ground DO NOT try to pick it up.  I'll be on the roof of So Long yelling "poop-dollar" at anyone trying to pick it up.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #90 on: March 10, 2012, 12:22:39 PM »
Flipped a cig butt in neighbors rain gutter!

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Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #91 on: March 10, 2012, 01:26:51 PM »
Just got done dragonning an RCPD utv. Traded a poop dollar I found for a half smoked marijuana cigarette.

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #92 on: March 10, 2012, 01:40:54 PM »
 I plan to obstruct justice in a bunch of different ways, you guys.   :thumbs:
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #93 on: March 10, 2012, 04:14:41 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #94 on: March 10, 2012, 04:16:20 PM »
i plan on staying at home and having a nice drink or two

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #95 on: March 06, 2019, 08:59:07 AM »
Wasn't able to attend, what kind of crimes did you tricksters come up with this year?
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #96 on: March 06, 2019, 09:49:24 AM »
Wasn't able to attend, what kind of crimes did you tricksters come up with this year?

Seven, you either bumped the wrong thread or GE just didn't give a crap about '13 thru '19.  :surprised:
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #97 on: March 08, 2019, 03:28:37 AM »
 :lol:
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