Always referring to players by their goEMAW name.
I'll be all "oh Good Grief doc, why the hell can't you get the ball down low to DOB? I really really hope you get franked." and my dad will be like "wut?" and i'll be like, "I wanted Spradling to feed Jordan Henriquez and then I wanted him to get kicked off the team".
Also I'm CONSTANTLY using I don't even....