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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #500 on: October 15, 2018, 12:32:50 PM »
I had B&G at the Shack a couple of weekends ago and it was horrible.  They even screwed up the hash browns.  :cry:

Also, my lady made biscuits with cheddar cheese in them the other night and it was :Yuck:


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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #501 on: October 15, 2018, 05:36:14 PM »
i was initially repulsed and enraged by the square biscuits so i took a step back for a day.

tempers have cooled and i have had time to process my emotions.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #502 on: October 15, 2018, 05:45:49 PM »
i was initially repulsed and enraged by the square biscuits so i took a step back for a day.

tempers have cooled and i have had time to process my emotions.
Pretty rich food appearance criticism from you. Also, square biscuits are superior. Round biscuits lead to extra dough which must be reworked and cut into round 2 biscuits which are tougher and worse.
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #503 on: October 15, 2018, 11:28:26 PM »
i was initially repulsed and enraged by the square biscuits so i took a step back for a day.

tempers have cooled and i have had time to process my emotions.
Pretty rich food appearance criticism from you. Also, square biscuits are superior. Round biscuits lead to extra dough which must be reworked and cut into round 2 biscuits which are tougher and worse.

I use the deformed wad of balled together circle scraps to snak on prior to the main biscuit course

also good for taste testing to see if your biscuits are good enough without taste testing a fully formed biscuit

ill try square next time and see how i feel

i just imagine the corners being burned before the insides are cooked

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #504 on: October 15, 2018, 11:29:59 PM »
anyway it all looks beautiful and the gravy looks perfect

how did you diy sausage? blender?

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #505 on: October 15, 2018, 11:31:21 PM »
you guys have no idea how much mental strength it takes for me each day to resist running non-coffee things through my coffee grinder

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #506 on: October 16, 2018, 06:39:53 AM »
anyway it all looks beautiful and the gravy looks perfect

how did you diy sausage? blender?

I have a meat grinder (Kitchenaid Attachment)


I use the deformed wad of balled together circle scraps to snak on prior to the main biscuit course

also good for taste testing to see if your biscuits are good enough without taste testing a fully formed biscuit

ill try square next time and see how i feel

i just imagine the corners being burned before the insides are cooked

I see. These are pretty small, ~2” x 2” so no burning problems. Could be if they were bigger though.
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #507 on: October 16, 2018, 12:55:13 PM »
you guys have no idea how much mental strength it takes for me each day to resist running non-coffee things through my coffee grinder

I used mine to make a salt crust for prime rib.  Threw the sea salt, rosemary, etc. in that S.O.B. and let 'er rip.  I had to sacrifice a load of coffee beans to clean it out, but it was worth it.
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #508 on: January 30, 2021, 09:31:14 AM »
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #509 on: January 30, 2021, 09:33:22 AM »
Pretty darn good.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #510 on: January 30, 2021, 09:53:46 AM »
I love scratch baked biscuits, really need to up my sausage game though


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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #511 on: January 30, 2021, 11:06:40 AM »
I would have sex with that. Nice work, 8man.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #512 on: January 30, 2021, 11:09:46 AM »
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #513 on: January 30, 2021, 04:05:07 PM »
That looks 10/10, 8man. I love B and G.

Does anyone use syrup on their B and G? Mrs SSOC's dad likes to put butter and syrup on his biscuits before applying the gravy. It tastes pretty good but ventures a bit far into the realm of "Using Your Body as a Trashcan" for me.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #514 on: January 30, 2021, 04:48:59 PM »
8mp puts gravy on his biscuits like a responsible adult

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #515 on: January 30, 2021, 05:10:19 PM »
Far too conservative there with the gravy. I need leftovers on the plate.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #516 on: January 30, 2021, 07:49:34 PM »
Thanks y’all! B & G really is the best
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« Reply #517 on: January 30, 2021, 11:01:21 PM »
Far too conservative there with the gravy. I need leftovers on the plate.

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Agree with this. The gravy should be the star of the plate IMHO.

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #518 on: January 31, 2021, 12:09:07 AM »
I could go for some B&G rn
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #519 on: January 31, 2021, 08:00:40 AM »
Far too conservative there with the gravy. I need leftovers on the plate.

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Agree with this. The gravy should be the star of the plate IMHO.
You guys need to make better biscuits then.
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #520 on: January 31, 2021, 08:24:18 AM »
Where's the hot sauce though?

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #521 on: February 01, 2021, 08:49:48 AM »
Haven't had B&G in years, but this thread reminded me of this tiny cafe where I grew up in whitetrashville. In HS we would skip first hour and go there for breakfast every one in a while. At the time it was the best B&G and best food on the planet. It was probably not great at all and I was just a stupid kid, but who knows.  :dunno:

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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #522 on: March 13, 2021, 09:32:17 AM »
Nothing like homemade B&G and black coffee to reboot the brain after perhaps too many whiskey and sodas:


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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #523 on: March 13, 2021, 10:14:08 AM »
Hell yeah
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Re: biscuits & gravy
« Reply #524 on: March 13, 2021, 05:54:21 PM »
8mp and sandstone would just have this unspoken bond that they could trust one another to fix a plate of b&g for the other with 0% concern that the g to b ratio would be off kilter